Ok, so maybe he wasn’t killed YET (wishful thinking for many) or eaten by Satan (we hear the Big D is kosher but Bernie is pure PORK!). But hey, look at the bright side! Now all the angry, swindled Jews know where he lives! Quick Ira, stone him with that six-month-old matzah!
Music: “Sick as a Dog (BS remix)” by shewbox
“Another Land” by dr. Gore2000
Beginning this week, the largest Ponzi scheme (aside from Social Security), the Federal Reserve, attempts to give away free money by instituting its Zero Interest Rate Policy.
Bernie, you YUTZI SHMECKLE! If ya had held off spiling da beans another week you could’ve “borrowed” the Gelt from the Fed for a REAL STEAL! Oy VEY! It would’ve been a GREAT scam! You could’ve paid everyone back with cheap devalued Million Dollar Obama bills, you SCHMUCK!
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