Ruth Madoff is banking on your gullibility and victims' cash. Apparently, she's also plagued with man hands.

Quickie: ABC News released this news clip today (click here) of a hissy Ruth Madoff.

When asked for a response to her husband’s victims by a reporter, an emaciated Ruthie offered a curt “no response”.  Judging by the footage, it may be a tad bit old as I was under the impression that she had retreated to her cave down in the Sunshine State.  Or, she recently hopped back on her broomstick and headed north for Lower Manhattan, I dunno.

Although, I must say from the video, Ruthie’s blondie coif isn’t looking so chic.  Dirty, dishwater roots – yuck!  Guess this succubus has still been unable to find a stylist unafraid of her plotting Madoffian ways. Muah-ha-ha-ha!

Chinese government officials showed no love for Love Land. Investors are now at a loss from their "sexcapaid" venture.

If you were hoping to take a fun ride on the “tunnel of love” during your next quickie visit to Chongqing, China you’re plum out of luck. The newly erected sex theme park, Love Land, was demolished by Chinese government officials this past weekend after racy photos of the park were released.

The park’s screwed investor, Lu Xiaoqing, claimed that the sex park was meant to boost libidos and improve people’s sex lives.  The park featured “giant-sized” statues of male and female naughty bits and exhibitions about human sexuality from around the globe.  Rumor has it that the amusement displays gave government honchos major hard-ons, which is only permissible by officials’ concubines and long-term mistresses.

Presumably in China, it’s a problematic eyesore to gaze upon raunchy, phallic statuary.  Yet, the delightful delicacy to munch on bovine penis and donkey dong remains.  Watch this highly professional and informative HotRoast news video about Chinese gonad cuisine.

For those of you desperately seeking  a classy sex ed exhibit , check out the Museum of Sex located in New York City.