vlogolution network » modeling http://www.vlogolution.com/hot vlogolution is a new, hip video and blog network bringing you clever, informative, and unique infotainment such as HotRoast, PassMeThePork, and moMoneyTV. Sun, 01 May 2016 20:38:55 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Donald Trump and Jesus Admire Miss California and Her Breasts!!! http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2009-05-12-donald-trump-and-jesus-admire-miss-california-and-her-breasts/ http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2009-05-12-donald-trump-and-jesus-admire-miss-california-and-her-breasts/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 03:38:25 +0000 http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/?p=457 The Donald and Jesus both support Miss California's freedom of speech and lacking attire. Photo art by Michelle.

After reviewing Miss California's topless photographs, Donald Trump turned to Carrie Prejean's chest and said, "Girls, YOU'RE STILL HIRED!". Photo art by Michelle.

Miss California has stirred up a seriously steamy and faBOOBulous scandal!

With her infamous anti-”opposite marriage” statement finally at a low simmer in the media (unless you’re tweetaholic Perez Hilton), Carrie Prejean’s boobs have now become THE titillating topic of controversy.  And the word is Satan’s pissed that he doesn’t get dibs for being the mastermind behind this one.  Jesus and Carrie Prejean’s glorious God given pre-augmented breasts get all the credit.

First came these bootyful topless snaps of an allegedly seventeen-year-old Christian Carrie Prejean.  Oopsie, implied nipple slip numero uno.  Then another pre-boobie job nippy slip photo set (of legal age) was uncovered as now famously displayed on TMZ.com.  Oopsie numero dos.  Could that be an “oopsie” too many for a moral and devout Christian girlie?  Shall it be “off with her crown” for Miss California or shall she “eat cake”?

During a press conference Tuesday morning, Donald Trump expressed his great admiration for Miss Prejean’s choice of executing her right of freedom of speech and her exquisite taste for invisible blouses.  Prior to the press statement, the Donald was overheard muttering “Oh Jesus” while reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs with immaculate scrutiny.

After much thought and consideration for encouraging high standards for young women’s self-esteem, both Mr. Trump and the pageant board are satisfied with the pageant’s past and modern decision to finance Miss California’s breast augmentation.  Mr. Trump and pageant officials look forward to a bright breasty future as Carrie Prejean continues her reign as Miss California 2009.

After reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs Donald Trump turned to Carrie Prejean’s chest and said, “Girls, YOU’RE STILL HIRED!”

]]> http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2009-05-12-donald-trump-and-jesus-admire-miss-california-and-her-breasts/feed/ 6 FINGER AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2008-10-17-finger-americas-next-top-model/ http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2008-10-17-finger-americas-next-top-model/#comments Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:00:00 +0000 http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/?page_id=189

America’s Sexiest Hand Supermodel, Fingerella Strokeoneoff, gives us the lowdown on hand jobs, celebritydom and recovery from her drug addiction. Watch out for this diva or she might introduce yo’ @ss to da F.i.S.t.!
]]> http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2008-10-17-finger-americas-next-top-model/feed/ 19 HAND MODEL http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2008-08-02-need-a-hand-job/ http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2008-08-02-need-a-hand-job/#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:00:00 +0000 http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/?page_id=181

I am a handy gal. This video was just a quickie. I got the job done in under a minute. Book me baby.

Ring Size: 4.5 Glove: 7

Photos by Andrew Brucker:

http://www.andrewbruckerheadshots.com

Music:

“Oxymoron” by Kcentric
]]> http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2008-08-02-need-a-hand-job/feed/ 37