Directed by: Allan Murray & Sean Haines
Lyrics by: Allan Murray
Starring: Amber Hay as Paris
Prison Guard: James Evans
Inmate: Michael Q. Schmidt
Vocals: Elizabeth Intza
Chihuauas: Zelda and Brigitte

Assistant Director: Michael Risner
Director of Photography: Shaheen Seth
Technical Director: Sarah Adina Smith
Post Production: Friendofafriendfilms.com

Special Thanks:
Marcie Smolin, Robin Taylor, April Lawrence, Tony Rudenko,
1690 Swimwear, Anna Drumm, Paris Hilton and Warner Music

LYRICS: "PARIS IN JAIL":
(big thanks to Michael Q. Schmidt "Mitch" for the exact lyrics!)

I don't mind being confined
To LA State Prison
'Cause I would drive with DUI's
I caused some collisions

They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
and that this sentence is now bona-fide
How bout a jail that won't insult my civic pride
Like somewhere on the Upper West Side
with a water slide......ohhh noooo

Even though they say I'm shady
I'm really so refined
I need a cleaning lady
I can't do time.....
Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON
They both get off scott free
I drive without a license
They throw the book right at me
It sucks to the highest degree
Hahh, ahhhhh... Hahh, ahhhhh

I went ape, on a sex tape
The guys all went ga-ga
Now I, must make, my jail escape
I miss my Chihuahua

My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way
She'll probably get parole and float away
Because she weighs, Zeroooooo

Even though I got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets re-hab.

They put me in the big house
Sounds like a movie pitch
Heiress goes up the river
Ends up as somebody's bitch
They can't do this to me, I'm rich
Hahh, ahhhhh... Hahh, ahhhhh

And now I am digging a ditch
Hahh, ahhhhh... Hahh, ahhhhh

My roomate's a woman named Mitch!