Updated – Just a month after Donald Trump held a press conference and announced his benevolent decision to keep Carrie Prejean and her admirable breasts crowned as Miss California, this afternoon the Donald revoked his choice.  First Runner Up, Miss Malibu Tami Farrell is now the reigning Miss California.

Rumor is that Miss Prejean’s ego got carried away as she refused to attend nearly thirty events as Miss California.  Keith Lewis, the Executive Director of the Miss California USA pageant stated that Prejean was dethroned due to “…contract violations including Ms. Prejean’s unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA organization.”. Can’t imagine that Perez Hilton would be at each and every one with a mob of angry Prop 8 protestors?!  However, in a phone interview for TMZ.com Prejean claimed that Lewis tried to pimp her out to Playboy magazine for a $140,000 semi-nude gig.  It’s understandable that a devout Christian gal might take offense to such an offer.  Getting paid six figures to pose parially naked?!!!  Sweet Jesus! Can’t blame the pageant for wanting to cash in on a Playboy spread.  After all, they want and expect a return on their breast augmentation investment.

Miss Prejean’s former modeling agent, Francine Champagne of Visions Model Management in Los Angeles said of Prejean, “I just felt like she was a little nutty and I’d rather not represent someone with that mind frame and I just think she is a problem, and I did not feel that she was of the utmost professionalism and she did not follow through on her side of the bargain so therefore we decided to cut our losses and let her go.”. Even the Donald was quoted as saying “To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else — she treated like s**t.”.

Judging by those few statements Carrie is either difficult to work with OR someone who really does stand her ground.  Miss Prejean certainly has a talent for commanding press and a captivated audience – there’s probably more of her to come.  So, what will it be next for the former beauty queen…a possible stint on Celebrity Apprentice?  She’s got the hook up in the bag. ]]> http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2009-06-10-donald-trump-fires-miss-california-and-her-breasts-perez-hilton-sez-hallelujah/feed/ 0 http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2009-05-12-donald-trump-and-jesus-admire-miss-california-and-her-breasts/ http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/2009-05-12-donald-trump-and-jesus-admire-miss-california-and-her-breasts/#comments Wed, 13 May 2009 03:38:25 +0000 http://www.vlogolution.com/hot/?p=457

After reviewing Miss California's topless photographs, Donald Trump turned to Carrie Prejean's chest and said, "Girls, YOU'RE STILL HIRED!". Photo art by Michelle.

Miss California has stirred up a seriously steamy and faBOOBulous scandal!

With her infamous anti-”opposite marriage” statement finally at a low simmer in the media (unless you’re tweetaholic Perez Hilton), Carrie Prejean’s boobs have now become THE titillating topic of controversy.  And the word is Satan’s pissed that he doesn’t get dibs for being the mastermind behind this one.  Jesus and Carrie Prejean’s glorious God given pre-augmented breasts get all the credit.

First came these bootyful topless snaps of an allegedly seventeen-year-old Christian Carrie Prejean.  Oopsie, implied nipple slip numero uno.  Then another pre-boobie job nippy slip photo set (of legal age) was uncovered as now famously displayed on TMZ.com.  Oopsie numero dos.  Could that be an “oopsie” too many for a moral and devout Christian girlie?  Shall it be “off with her crown” for Miss California or shall she “eat cake”?

During a press conference Tuesday morning, Donald Trump expressed his great admiration for Miss Prejean’s choice of executing her right of freedom of speech and her exquisite taste for invisible blouses.  Prior to the press statement, the Donald was overheard muttering “Oh Jesus” while reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs with immaculate scrutiny.

After much thought and consideration for encouraging high standards for young women’s self-esteem, both Mr. Trump and the pageant board are satisfied with the pageant’s past and modern decision to finance Miss California’s breast augmentation.  Mr. Trump and pageant officials look forward to a bright breasty future as Carrie Prejean continues her reign as Miss California 2009.

After reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs Donald Trump turned to Carrie Prejean’s chest and said, “Girls, YOU’RE STILL HIRED!”