Miss California has stirred up a seriously steamy and faBOOBulous scandal!
With her infamous anti-”opposite marriage” statement finally at a low simmer in the media (unless you’re tweetaholic Perez Hilton), Carrie Prejean’s boobs have now become THE titillating topic of controversy. And the word is Satan’s pissed that he doesn’t get dibs for being the mastermind behind this one. Jesus and Carrie Prejean’s glorious God given pre-augmented breasts get all the credit.
First came these bootyful topless snaps of an allegedly seventeen-year-old Christian Carrie Prejean. Oopsie, implied nipple slip numero uno. Then another pre-boobie job nippy slip photo set (of legal age) was uncovered as now famously displayed on TMZ.com. Oopsie numero dos. Could that be an “oopsie” too many for a moral and devout Christian girlie? Shall it be “off with her crown” for Miss California or shall she “eat cake”?
During a press conference Tuesday morning, Donald Trump expressed his great admiration for Miss Prejean’s choice of executing her right of freedom of speech and her exquisite taste for invisible blouses. Prior to the press statement, the Donald was overheard muttering “Oh Jesus” while reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs with immaculate scrutiny.
After much thought and consideration for encouraging high standards for young women’s self-esteem, both Mr. Trump and the pageant board are satisfied with the pageant’s past and modern decision to finance Miss California’s breast augmentation. Mr. Trump and pageant officials look forward to a bright breasty future as Carrie Prejean continues her reign as Miss California 2009.