If a little birdie were to tell you something you might think twice, right?! The same applies to nit-witted tweets, tweeple! Twitter trends are trending more rumors than factual news.

While Twitter’s popularity continues to grow, the trend of false “trending” is becoming more prominent on the social networking site and at a seemingly explosive and exponential rate.

These false trends’ results are comparable to the game of Telephone (a.ka., Chinese Whispers or Gossip) that I used to play with my girlfriends eons ago at slumber parties.  The person at the beginning of the “telephone line” whispers a phrase in their neighbor’s ear.  The message is carried down the line of players until the last receiving person reveals the “phone call”.  The ensuing message (usually a wild rumor) rarely matches the initial conversation.  Similarly, tweets are creating a viral, domino effect by relaying hear-say to a group of followers who in turn broadcast the same or like message to a broader audience.  Sometimes resulting in legitimate, news tidbits snowballing into monstrous, untamable rumors and bogus gossip blowing up like a volcano.

Recently, Twitter made changes to their system so popular topics show as “Trending Topics”.  You can now view these trends easily from your profile.  They’re located on the right-hand sidebar, directly beneath the search field labeled “Trending Topics”.

Just yesterday, listed as one of top trending topics was “Patrick Swayze”.  For those of you not in the know, Patrick Swayze is a quadruple-threat Hollywood movie star (of Dirty Dancing, Ghost and Point Break fame, to name just a few) who was diagnosed last year with stage 4 pancreatic cancer.  Having visited WhatTheTrend.com, a resourceful website to view trends and why they’re happening, the “Patrick Swayze” trend was skyrocketing on news of his death.  Having done a quick search on Google, I found articles already published and being “Dugg” of Swayze’s demise.  Feeling secure that I had done my “due diligence” I posted a quick tweet on Twitter of “Rest In Peace Patrick Swayze”.  Soon after I tweeted, I searched for more news and found that a press release had been published by Swayze’s publicist.  The release stated that the news was merely a fake rumor fueled by the radio and Twitter frenzy.  Needless to say, I felt like a total dope over my tweet. I logged back into my account and deleted my update.

Fake news like Patrick Swayze’s death has occurred before by “nit-twits” earlier this year.  Even big media publications are guilty of broadcasting faulty tweets.  Allegedly, the L.A. Times leaked a tweet last Friday that California’s Prop 8 (the state’s ballot proposition that eliminated same-sex couples’ right to marry) had been overturned.  Realizing an erroneous update had been made, the L.A. Times retracted their tweet.  Unfortunately, it was too late and the rumor quickly spread like wildfire among hundreds of thousands of tweeple.  “Prop 8 Overturned” shot up as the number one trending topic for that day.

I myself am just beginning to learn how to utilize Twitter as the powerful tool that it is, some of which is still a quandary to a twoob (Twitter Noob) like myself. It’s apparent that there’s a real need for precautionary measures to be put in place to ensure that spiraling out-of-control rumors and gossip aren’t mistaken as news stories.  So, what to do about tweeting tall tales?

Possible Solutions

At this stage of the game, Twitter seems to be growing at an awe-inspiring, blob-like proportion, overpowering the micro blogosphere, if not all of the web and its denizens.  The folks at Twitter may opt for a rating system for each tweet – something like a nay or yay (“thumbs up” or “thumbs down”) approach to voting on the credibility of an update.  Or, maybe they’ll consider an Ebay-esque ranking system allowing users to provide feedback on a user’s tweet integrity.  It’ll be interesting to see if the tweety cream will be able to separate itself from the hyped, trending crap!

Chinese government officials showed no love for Love Land. Investors are now at a loss from their "sexcapaid" venture.

If you were hoping to take a fun ride on the “tunnel of love” during your next quickie visit to Chongqing, China you’re plum out of luck. The newly erected sex theme park, Love Land, was demolished by Chinese government officials this past weekend after racy photos of the park were released.

The park’s screwed investor, Lu Xiaoqing, claimed that the sex park was meant to boost libidos and improve people’s sex lives.  The park featured “giant-sized” statues of male and female naughty bits and exhibitions about human sexuality from around the globe.  Rumor has it that the amusement displays gave government honchos major hard-ons, which is only permissible by officials’ concubines and long-term mistresses.

Presumably in China, it’s a problematic eyesore to gaze upon raunchy, phallic statuary.  Yet, the delightful delicacy to munch on bovine penis and donkey dong remains.  Watch this highly professional and informative HotRoast news video about Chinese gonad cuisine.

For those of you desperately seeking  a classy sex ed exhibit , check out the Museum of Sex located in New York City.

If you’re reading this and are an old ‘Roasty fan you see that we’ve made some major changes to our website! Isn’t she so shiny and new? It’s been a while since you’ve heard from us – we’re still alive! We started this website overhaul back in January and we’re now live – woo-hoo! So now you can get your fill of HotRoast snarkiness by videos AND blog posts (lol, yes, we work backwards). We may have a few website kinks to work out this week but will be posting fun, infotaining articles soon and new videos in HD.

To our older viewers we welcome you now as readers and to the ‘Roasty newbies we’re thrilled to have you onboard! Hey, and while you’re here feel free to subscribe to the HotRoast feed (hell and YouTube and Twitter – see that pretty little “Join Us” box in the upper right hand side?!) and check out our mo’MoneyTV and Pass Me the Pork channels too!

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America’s Sexiest Hand Supermodel, Fingerella Strokeoneoff, gives us the lowdown on hand jobs, celebritydom and recovery from her drug addiction. Watch out for this diva or she might introduce yo’ @ss to da F.i.S.t.!
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