Ruth Madoff is banking on your gullibility and victims' cash. Apparently, she's also plagued with man hands.

Quickie: ABC News released this news clip today (click here) of a hissy Ruth Madoff.

When asked for a response to her husband’s victims by a reporter, an emaciated Ruthie offered a curt “no response”.  Judging by the footage, it may be a tad bit old as I was under the impression that she had retreated to her cave down in the Sunshine State.  Or, she recently hopped back on her broomstick and headed north for Lower Manhattan, I dunno.

Although, I must say from the video, Ruthie’s blondie coif isn’t looking so chic.  Dirty, dishwater roots – yuck!  Guess this succubus has still been unable to find a stylist unafraid of her plotting Madoffian ways. Muah-ha-ha-ha!

After reviewing Miss California's topless photographs, Donald Trump turned to Carrie Prejean's chest and said, "Girls, YOU'RE STILL HIRED!". Photo art by Michelle.

Miss California has stirred up a seriously steamy and faBOOBulous scandal!

With her infamous anti-”opposite marriage” statement finally at a low simmer in the media (unless you’re tweetaholic Perez Hilton), Carrie Prejean’s boobs have now become THE titillating topic of controversy.  And the word is Satan’s pissed that he doesn’t get dibs for being the mastermind behind this one.  Jesus and Carrie Prejean’s glorious God given pre-augmented breasts get all the credit.

First came these bootyful topless snaps of an allegedly seventeen-year-old Christian Carrie Prejean.  Oopsie, implied nipple slip numero uno.  Then another pre-boobie job nippy slip photo set (of legal age) was uncovered as now famously displayed on TMZ.com.  Oopsie numero dos.  Could that be an “oopsie” too many for a moral and devout Christian girlie?  Shall it be “off with her crown” for Miss California or shall she “eat cake”?

During a press conference Tuesday morning, Donald Trump expressed his great admiration for Miss Prejean’s choice of executing her right of freedom of speech and her exquisite taste for invisible blouses.  Prior to the press statement, the Donald was overheard muttering “Oh Jesus” while reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs with immaculate scrutiny.

After much thought and consideration for encouraging high standards for young women’s self-esteem, both Mr. Trump and the pageant board are satisfied with the pageant’s past and modern decision to finance Miss California’s breast augmentation.  Mr. Trump and pageant officials look forward to a bright breasty future as Carrie Prejean continues her reign as Miss California 2009.

After reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs Donald Trump turned to Carrie Prejean’s chest and said, “Girls, YOU’RE STILL HIRED!”

I came across this article about nine-year-old Slumdog Millionaire actress, Rubina Ali allegedly being SOLD by her father while updating my last post.  According to Reuters, Rubina’s biological mother, Khurshid blew the whistle on her ex-husband, Rafiq Qureshi for trying to SELL HIS NOW FAMOUS DAUGHTER for $290,000.00 U.S.D.

Just a few weeks ago the celebrity blog ImNotObsessed.com published that Angelina Jolie reportedly told Rubina Ali’s Slumdog co-star, Azharuddin Mohammed when asked if she’d consider adopting a child from India, “Well, I’ll let you into a little secret, we will soon.”

Hey Angie, strike while the iron is hot – here’s your big chance!  ADOPT RUBINA! It would be a win/win and TERRIFIC PUBLICITY!  Not that Brangelina needs more…  On a personal note, I don’t find it shocking that a daughter of India was auctioned off (even if it was just a sting operation) – that’s commonplace, hell, you saw Slumdog, right?!  However, the irony that THIS GIRL would be auctioned off, a little actress who now is known around the world for helping to tell how life is in that up and coming part of the globe is now a likely victim herself.

Do you think Angelina should adopt Rubina making her child number seven?

NEW POST! Ruth Madoff Hates You! UPDATE: JUDGE DENNY CHIN BLOCKS ASSETS TRANSFER! – Crook Bernie Madoff and his business associates family members have done nothing but wreak financial havoc for many since December of last year.  While on Twitter this past Saturday, I stumbled upon an enthusiastic tweet by Daleela Farina about her fabulous new coif at the “it” Midtown East luxury salon, Pierre Michel.  So, what in the hell does a hair salon have to do with Wall Street’s Satan incarnate?  The NYPost’s Page Six published this article that Pierre Michel’s decade long former client, Ruth Madoff, has now been banned from the salon (GASP! ).  Isn’t it a relief to know that Mrs. Madoff can still afford such luxuries?  Well BOO F’ing HOO FOR YOU Ruthie and snaps for Pierre Michel Salon (Elle Woods style b*tches )!

I’m a close matzah ball’s throw away from the Madoff residence and personally it’s refreshing to read that the Madoff name is creating buzz and some moolah for a business establishment instead of the reverse.  As for Ruthie Madoff’s graying goldilocks, I imagine she can surely shell out to have a hair stylist visit her home considering her MANY MILLIONS in “INHERITANCE”.  If not, there are plenty of luxury doggie grooming salons here on the Upper Eastside…oh silly me, that’s right those are for CANINES NOT PIGS IN LIPSTICK, gosh darn it.  Oh wait, here’s an idea for poor Ruthie since she’ll most likely have those pretty tresses chopped off in the slammer anyway – why not do SOMETHING CHARITABLE for her husband’s victims and auction off her locks on Ebay!  Cheaper than SuperCuts, a fun, charitable cause and Ruthie will be able to leave her multimillion dollar penthouse without a bag over her head.

UPDATE: JUDGE DENNY CHIN BLOCKS ASSETS TRANSFER – About damn time!

Camera crew filming in front of Bernie Madoff's former Manhattan residence.

The above picture was taken in front of our favorite yutzi shmeckle of Wall Street, Bernard Madoff’s former digs last week right before Passover.  Could an eager, bootstrappin’ documentary filmmaker be in the process of filming a Madoff movie? Time will only tell…

UPDATE:  The NYPost published this article on 4.20.09 that “Filmmaker Edmund Druilhet says he’s started work on a docudrama called, “Madoff: Made Off With America”.