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Donald Trump Fires Miss California and Her Breasts – Perez Hilton Sez Hallelujah!

Michelle — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:50:38 +0000

Updated – Just a month after Donald Trump held a press conference and announced his benevolent decision to keep Carrie Prejean and her admirable breasts crowned as Miss California, this afternoon the Donald revoked his choice. First Runner Up, Miss Malibu Tami Farrell is now the reigning Miss California.

Rumor is that Miss Prejean’s ego got carried away as she refused to attend nearly thirty events as Miss California. Keith Lewis, the Executive Director of the Miss California USA pageant stated that Prejean was dethroned due to “…contract violations including Ms. Prejean’s unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA organization.”. Can’t imagine that Perez Hilton would be at each and every one with a mob of angry Prop 8 protestors?! However, in a phone interview for TMZ.com Prejean claimed that Lewis tried to pimp her out to Playboy magazine for a $140,000 semi-nude gig. It’s understandable that a devout Christian gal might take offense to such an offer. Getting paid six figures to pose parially naked?!!! Sweet Jesus! Can’t blame the pageant for wanting to cash in on a Playboy spread. After all, they want and expect a return on their breast augmentation investment.

Miss Prejean’s former modeling agent, Francine Champagne of Visions Model Management in Los Angeles said of Prejean, “I just felt like she was a little nutty and I’d rather not represent someone with that mind frame and I just think she is a problem, and I did not feel that she was of the utmost professionalism and she did not follow through on her side of the bargain so therefore we decided to cut our losses and let her go.”. Even the Donald was quoted as saying “To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else — she treated like s**t.”.

Judging by those few statements Carrie is either difficult to work with OR someone who really does stand her ground. Miss Prejean certainly has a talent for commanding press and a captivated audience – there’s probably more of her to come. So, what will it be next for the former beauty queen…a possible stint on Celebrity Apprentice? She’s got the hook up in the bag.

California Believes Gay Marriage is Queer!

Michelle — Wed, 27 May 2009 02:34:17 +0000

It appears that Carrie Prejean, Miss California 2009, not only spoke on her behalf but also for the majority of California State voters (i.e. California, as in one of the most liberal states in the Union). If your recollection is a wee bit foggy, I’d be much obliged to clear it up for you. Remember Miss California’s “opposite marriage” remark last month during the Miss USA pageant? Ah, yes that one (and if you have absolutely no idea just play along with me, would ya?!)! Earlier today, California’s Supreme Court announced their decision to uphold Proposition 8 (a.k.a. “Prop 8″), the November 2008 voter ballot that banned same sex marriage. Well, it sure as hell looks as if Miss Cali. was on the straight and narrow with her response. Ouch, did I just hear Perez Hilton get bitch smacked? Or just bitching…

So, déjà vu, it’s like 2007 all over again for the gay community of California except for those same sex couples that were legally married before the ballot vote. An appeal is impotent imminent, and maybe – just maybe, there will be a rainbow for the gay and lesbian community on the other side of their gray cloud.

Gay or straight, married or divorced, let Prop 8 be a lesson to us all. This is a fine example that you’ve got to milk the teat of potentially beneficial California state laws before they go POOF overnight. Ya know, strike while the iron is hot. So, should you have a medical need for marijuana, you’d better head west and get your doctor prescribed ganja before that too goes Up In Smoke.

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Donald Trump and Jesus Admire Miss California and Her Breasts!!!

Michelle — Wed, 13 May 2009 03:38:25 +0000

After reviewing Miss California's topless photographs, Donald Trump turned to Carrie Prejean's chest and said, "Girls, YOU'RE STILL HIRED!". Photo art by Michelle.

Miss California has stirred up a seriously steamy and faBOOBulous scandal!

With her infamous anti-”opposite marriage” statement finally at a low simmer in the media (unless you’re tweetaholic Perez Hilton), Carrie Prejean’s boobs have now become THE titillating topic of controversy. And the word is Satan’s pissed that he doesn’t get dibs for being the mastermind behind this one. Jesus and Carrie Prejean’s glorious God given pre-augmented breasts get all the credit.

First came these bootyful topless snaps of an allegedly seventeen-year-old Christian Carrie Prejean. Oopsie, implied nipple slip numero uno. Then another pre-boobie job nippy slip photo set (of legal age) was uncovered as now famously displayed on TMZ.com. Oopsie numero dos. Could that be an “oopsie” too many for a moral and devout Christian girlie? Shall it be “off with her crown” for Miss California or shall she “eat cake”?

During a press conference Tuesday morning, Donald Trump expressed his great admiration for Miss Prejean’s choice of executing her right of freedom of speech and her exquisite taste for invisible blouses. Prior to the press statement, the Donald was overheard muttering “Oh Jesus” while reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs with immaculate scrutiny.

After much thought and consideration for encouraging high standards for young women’s self-esteem, both Mr. Trump and the pageant board are satisfied with the pageant’s past and modern decision to finance Miss California’s breast augmentation. Mr. Trump and pageant officials look forward to a bright breasty future as Carrie Prejean continues her reign as Miss California 2009.

After reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs Donald Trump turned to Carrie Prejean’s chest and said, “Girls, YOU’RE STILL HIRED!”

Miss California Hates Gays and Jesus Does Too!!!

Michelle — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:42:29 +0000

This message was approved by "Jesus" of My Local Bodega. Thanks sweet Jesus! Photo art by Michelle.

Oh poor Carrie Prejean’s “anti-gay” statement has gotten her in quite the publicity pickle and perhaps cost her the crown in the Miss USA Pageant. Carrie darling, surely you must have better social etiquette than to say such a scandalous thing to an openly gay Miss USA judge! Were you slipped truth serum backstage and that was the cause of your loose tongue? Did Mr. Perez Hilton leave a gift basket full of magically delicious mushroom muffins in your dressing room and while hallucinating wonderfulness onstage Jesus whispered your now infamous response in your ear? After all, who in their right mind gives such an honest and blunt answer with so much riding on the line?!

There’s been too much news coverage on this “scandal” it’s really outstanding. I must say Miss Prejean, I give you total props for your brutal honesty – whether I agree with it or not. That’s what this country is about – agreeing to disagree. Such an answer is unpopular in your home state of California and uber unpopular with the fickle Hollywood set. Even f’ing tabloid hos like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears are jumping on your publicity gravy train on Twitter! And the reality is Carrie, you’ve probably received more media attention with your answer had you actually won the crown. Kudos again. By the way, does anyone know who did win?

As for my personal thoughts on gay marriage/civil unions, well, I could really give a rat’s @## what two consenting adults chose to do. I kind of live by the libertarian and Hugh Heffner attitude of so long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else and feels good then go for it. Who the hell am I to judge?

Personal opinions aside, facts are facts and the wedding industry tends to be recession proof. Even in this crap shoot economy enamored couples still want to get hitched (a groomzilla friend of a friend is spending $250+ a head). So, imagine if more states cashed in on gay marriage/civil unions (the old ball and chain, whatever you want to call it). The potential to stimulate Main Street in your local market could be tremendous. Bakeries, florists, wedding planners, chapels, temples, caterers, wedding singers, travel agencies, beauty salons, photographers, videographers, LAWYERS and more could all BENEFIT from more MOOLAH! Picture the extra revenue stream small town divorce or contracts lawyers could earn JUST from preparing and negotiating prenuptial agreements. Really, it could be FABULOUS! And if the state of marital bliss should deteriorate, rot and fester like the majority of “opposite marriages” in America those lawyers will have the opportunity to pounce for the real kill – DIVORCE! After the personal pain, angst, heartache and time consumed in divorce (we’ll assume the prenup protected assets) should these newly divorced singletons fall foolishly in love and want to head down the aisle yet again, LAWYERS and other wedding service and hospitality businesses can cash in a second time. Or a third. Woo-hoo!

Who here is for gay marriage more MONEY? Well, the bottom-line is business is never personal…or is it? One thing that’s certain and remains a constant in our society is our love and need for the big bucks and here in the States many worship the cash cow. So, who cares what your sexual orientation is, what your religious beliefs, morals and ethics are (or lack thereof). MONEY is a universal love and the power of LOVE conquers all.

Oh yeah, and the comment about Jesus in the title of this post, that was just the open opinion of “Jesus” at my friendly, local bodega. At least that’s what it sounded like he grumbled. Okay, I’ve never actually been to a bodega.