Want to impress your ghoulfriend this Halloween by concocting your very own scary, stiff sips (insert one-eyed monster joke here)?!  Sound like your kinda kinky kooky? Then get into high spirits this long party weekend with these seriously sexy & spooky Halloween drink recipes: an Eclipse, New Moon, Bloody Brain & Bitten.

You never know, these Naughty Tipples might make terrific things go bump in the night…!

Watch Spooky Sip #1: An Eclipse Gin Cocktail

This crimson colored cocktail recipe is for imbibers who like to take it nice and berry sloe. Don’t be fooled; this tipple isn’t as obscure as its name. With ingredients like gin, sloe gin liqueur, fresh lemon juice, grenadine syrup and a juicy cherry garnish, earth’s gravitational pull will become seemingly non-existent…

Watch Spooky Sip #2: A New Moon Gin Cocktail

This glow-in-the-dark libation is a sexy spin on a traditional Gin and Tonic.  Be sure to drink with care as one too many of this concoction may send you over the moon and release your devil inside!

Watch Spooky Sip #3: A Bloody Brain Shot (a.k.a. Brain Hemorrhage)

Gross out your party guests with a Bloody Brain Shooter!  The creepy, curd-like combo of peach schnapps, Baileys Irish Cream and grenadine syrup creates a sick shot of crazy to the old noggin.  WARNING: Side effects may include cranial hemorrhaging, psychotic episodes and some serious morning-after veisalgia!

Watch Spooky Sip #4: A Bitten Mocktail

This spooky sip is for vampire fans of all ages! Get ready to become smitten with a naughty yet nice non-alcoholic tipple named Bitten.

Yeah, sure, it’s a kiddie cocktail but don’t let this blood red beverage fool you. She has a sassy yet sweet bite and is loaded with health benefits thanks to her pomegranate juice and hydrating coconut water. For you imbibers who enjoy a more boozy beverage, spike this modern Shirley Temple with some rum or vodka (or both!). Now drain this doozy of a drink dry and enjoy. Muah-ha-ha!!!

Remember to revel responsibly!

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In this episode, you’ll learn how to make to make an Eclipse cocktail.  This drink recipe is for the those who like to take it nice and berry sloe.  And don’t be fooled; this tipple isn’t as obscure as its name.   With ingredients like gin, sloe gin liqueur, fresh lemon juice, grenadine syrup and a juicy cherry garnish, earth’s gravitational pull will become seemingly non-existent.  Several swigs of this crimson cocktail will launch imbibers clear into orbit!

Note: This celestial libation isn’t limited to space geeks and Twilight Saga Eclipse freaks.   All of legal drinking age are welcome to taste, sip, suck and slurp this naughty gin tipple!  If this Eclipse put you into high spirits, you want to miss how-to make a New Moon and a Bitten.  And for those of you who prefer to get down and dirty, then click here to watch the World’s Most Crude Cocktail – a BP Oil Spill!

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Music by Falik “The Falik Show” & “Inner Child”, Dabra “Madrugada” (Daniel_s_remix), Loveshadow “We R 1″, FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” (featuring Silvia O. Silky Jazz Mix) via http://www.falik.org & http://www.ccmixter.org. Photo Credits: Fred Espenak / NASA / NSSDC.

Last lesson, you learned how to concoct a New Moon, a mysterious, glow-in-the-dark, gin libation. Now this mocktail is for vampire fans of all ages.  Get ready to become smitten with a naughty yet nice non-alcoholic tipple named Bitten.

Yeah, sure, it’s a kiddie cocktail but don’t let this blood red beverage fool you.  She has a sassy yet sweet bite and is loaded with health benefits thanks to her pomegranate juice and coconut water. For you drinkers who enjoy a more boozy beverage, spike this modern Shirley with some gin or vodka (or both!).  Now has come the time for you to drain this doozy of a drink dry and enjoy!  Muah-ha-ha!!!

Music: “Noite de Carnivale”, “Inner Child” and “Rainha do Solvia” via CCmixter.org

The much anticipated New Moon movie (the second installment of the Twilight saga) opened in theaters yesterday.  Celebrate the movie’s release with a “glow in the dark” tipple aptly named NEW MOON.  However, be sure to drink with care as one too many of this concoction may send you over the moon and release your devil inside.  Muah-ha-ha-ha!

Vampire lovers will be smitten with our upcoming naughty (yet nice) tipple, BITTEN.  It’s a non-alcoholic cocktail that both kiddies and grown-up kiddies alike will love to drain dry!

P.S.  For those of you who journey to the far side of the moon with this cocktail, here’s some tried and true hangover cures to help bring you painlessly back down to earth.  Happy drinking!

Music: “Noite de Carnivale” and “Rainha do Solvia” via CCmixter.org