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Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane and That Other Girl’s Threesome Sex Tape EXCLUSIVE PICS

Michelle — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:43:04 +0000

The sex tape was a wash-up but hopefully you'll find this illustration to be a fun splash. One thing is certain - whatever is going on above beats "three men in a tub". Rub-a-Dub-Dub, baby! Composite art by Michelle.

The month of August typically brings heat, bothersome humidity and media doldrums. It’s been quite some time since a steamy celebrity sex tape hit the Internet and today was no exception. Recently, Gawker.com published a censored version of a “sex tape” starring Grey’s Anatomy star, Eric Dane (along with his anatomy), his wife former Noxema girl, Rebecca Gayheart and former beauty queen turned wanna-be Heidi Fleiss, Kari Ann Periche. I use quotations loosely around sex tape because although there is nudity (refer to Fleshbot.com’s version) there wasn’t much sex….or any remotely interesting happenings. I retract that statement. There was some hot fondling of rubber duckies dipping underwater during the “bathtub scene” along with the use of questionable contraband. Oh, yeah and one chick’s alter ego is named “Nina” and the dude is Peter Cocaine Cowboy or something another. Giddy-up!!!

It seems like this celeb erotic film of late has lost a stiff wind in its sail (well, a stiff anything). And this uneventful one may leaves its stars all washed up and high and dry.

P.S. Unfortunately the released sex footage was a boring bust so I felt compelled to make it up to you dear readers with the above Photoshopped pièce de résistance. Enjoy!

Donald Trump and Jesus Admire Miss California and Her Breasts!!!

Michelle — Wed, 13 May 2009 03:38:25 +0000

After reviewing Miss California's topless photographs, Donald Trump turned to Carrie Prejean's chest and said, "Girls, YOU'RE STILL HIRED!". Photo art by Michelle.

Miss California has stirred up a seriously steamy and faBOOBulous scandal!

With her infamous anti-”opposite marriage” statement finally at a low simmer in the media (unless you’re tweetaholic Perez Hilton), Carrie Prejean’s boobs have now become THE titillating topic of controversy. And the word is Satan’s pissed that he doesn’t get dibs for being the mastermind behind this one. Jesus and Carrie Prejean’s glorious God given pre-augmented breasts get all the credit.

First came these bootyful topless snaps of an allegedly seventeen-year-old Christian Carrie Prejean. Oopsie, implied nipple slip numero uno. Then another pre-boobie job nippy slip photo set (of legal age) was uncovered as now famously displayed on TMZ.com. Oopsie numero dos. Could that be an “oopsie” too many for a moral and devout Christian girlie? Shall it be “off with her crown” for Miss California or shall she “eat cake”?

During a press conference Tuesday morning, Donald Trump expressed his great admiration for Miss Prejean’s choice of executing her right of freedom of speech and her exquisite taste for invisible blouses. Prior to the press statement, the Donald was overheard muttering “Oh Jesus” while reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs with immaculate scrutiny.

After much thought and consideration for encouraging high standards for young women’s self-esteem, both Mr. Trump and the pageant board are satisfied with the pageant’s past and modern decision to finance Miss California’s breast augmentation. Mr. Trump and pageant officials look forward to a bright breasty future as Carrie Prejean continues her reign as Miss California 2009.

After reviewing Miss California’s topless photographs Donald Trump turned to Carrie Prejean’s chest and said, “Girls, YOU’RE STILL HIRED!”

HOT TEEN SEXTING! Is MILEY CYRUS a SEX OFFENDER?

Michelle — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:16:20 +0000

Teens accused of "sexting" are facing felony charges. Nope, that's NOT Miley Cyrus in the pic. That's me! Photo art by Michelle.

In the past few months there has been much buzz in the media concerning the salaciously hot and naughty teenage “sexting” phenomenon. If you’re not up to date on your mobile porn slang, sexting refers to the act of sending hot nudie OR semi-nude pics via cell phone. Which we all do at least a few times a day, right? Kind of like my seriously raunchy Twitter updates.

Just search on Google and a slew of sexting articles pop up that are so outlandish it’s mind boggling. In a case in Western Pennsylvania, teenagers are being charged with CHILD PORNOGRAPHY for sending and receiving pictures of themselves to other teens that THEY TOOK OF THEMSELVES. That’s some serious, crazy @ss sh*t, literally!

Horny teenage kids will be little horny teenage kids. That’s timeless. Why should these particular adolescents in Western PA (and in other states too, i.e. North Carolina) face felony charges that will haunt them throughout their LIFETIMES with a digital Scarlet Letter? In contrast, I’d like to know why teenage Disney whorebots like Miley Cyrus are labeled a “victim” of hacker theft when her now notorious implied shower pics were “uncovered”. Pictures that Miss Cyrus presumably TOOK of HERSELF (major shocker). So, why the f*** isn’t sweet, innocent, Christian Miley Cyrus labeled a SEX OFFENDER TOO?! Could it be because she sent her pictures via email over the internet and not by cell phone so she’s free and clear in a legal web loophole? Or is it because she’s been tagged and branded as the untouchable property of Disney and such a marvelously concocted publicity stunt would help skyrocket ‘Ho’annah Montana ratings and merchandise sales to Uranus?! Hmmm….me thinks the latter.

Doesn’t this ridiculousness just toot your horn and burn your caboose? With the PRIVILEGE of FAME comes RESPONSIBILITY. Shouldn’t Miss Cyrus be a role model to her peers? Hell yeah!

Dear reader, I’d love to know what YOUR THOUGHTS are on this subject. Do YOU FEEL that young stars like Miley Cyrus should be broiled by the law with the same scrutiny as their non-famous teenage peers for distributing implied, semi-nude and nude images? Comment below!

MICHELLE IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST WOMEN OF THE WEB?!!!

Michelle — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:00:00 +0000

Please subscribe and friend me! ;o)
Special thanks to G4tv and all of you who tune in!

G4tv named Michelle Renee Coudon as one of the Hottest Women of the Web on Attack of the Show!

Countdown List:

#10 – Dita Von Teese
# 9 – Bianca Balti
# 8 – Francine Dreyfus aka Frangry
# 7 – Christina Ricci
# 6 – Michelle Renee Coudon
# 5 – Gisele Bundchen
# 4 – Alix Bancourt
# 3 – Pilar Montenegro
# 2 – Emmanuelle Chriqui
# 1 – Abbey Clancy

I’M OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!!

Alexander P Morris — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:00:00 +0000

With the U.S. dollar’s horrendous decline in value this video gives new meaning to disposable income and going green… At least we finally know what the pyramid on our bills represents, just another ponzi / pyramid scheme managed and operated by the Federal Reserve, and fueled by our government’s incessant bailouts and deficit spending.

BABETTE MEETS THE PENIS PARADE

Michelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:00:00 +0000

Babette’s online dating adventure. RATE/COMMENT/SUBSCRIBE & FRIEND BABETTE!

Michelle Renée Coudon as Babette Jones and Sabina

Blogging and Editing: Michelle Renée Coudon

Camera, Sound and Lighting: Alexander Paul Morris

Music:
UFO “Fixing My Brain”
Calendargirl “January”
Moetrain “Hey Baby”

Heavy’s Angels : I WON! I WON! Woo-hoo!!!

Alexander P Morris — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 22:00:00 +0000

It all began with a steamy, bubble bath last October and that’s where it comes to an end now. Michelle Renee Coudon is the Heavy’s Angels 2006-2007 Winner taking home over $25,000 dollars in cash and swag!!! Thank you all and Heavysan, me love you long time! xOxO muah! Music “Babette” by Fundamental.

Vienna Exposed :: Behind-the-Scenes

Alexander P Morris — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Get a hot and steamy, behind-the-scenes glimpse of the web’s favorite cewebrity, Vienna Marriott. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears – move over! Music: “Babette” by Fundamental.

Vienna Marriott’s How-to Handle Your Haters

Michelle — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Vienna Marriott, the cewebrity you either “love to love” or “love to hate” gives her steamy, bubble bath advice on how to handle haters online. Music: “Babette” by Fundamental

Celebs Gone Commando – yes, that’s pantyless!!!

Michelle — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Is “going commando” a trend popularized by celebritartes Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears or rather a movement among young, modern, post-feminist women? Allure Magazine polls readers to find out if the girl-next-door is going without panties too. Music: “Babette” by Fundamental

Sexy Santa Baby – Happy HotRoastin’ Holidays

Alexander P Morris — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Who doesn’t love “cheesecake”, especially at Christmas! So here’s a little holiday santa baby fun for all of you to slurp up along with a nice warm steamy cup of eggnog…

A special thank you to our friends at 1trackmind.com and the blip.tv blog for featuring our sexy holiday greeting on their very saucy sites!

myTprompt :: the Ultimate Vlogger Podcast and YouTube Teleprompter

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Hello out there in Internet land! Yes, this is an actual INFOMERCIAL with some SPOOF on the side for our exclusive myTprompt Vlogger Teleprompter Software. For tech specs and to order your myTprompt online go to: http://www.vlogolution.com/mytprompt

More Sexy Bubble Bath Fun

Alexander P Morris — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Well, just a lil’ bit more bathtime fun. Wanna join me? Watch me get ready to rock out my very first covert mission as a Heavy’s Angel. Tres top secret…

Hi everyone! Watch my second video for Heavy.com’s new program,
Heavy’s Angels. It recently got a shoutout in the Wall Street Journal –
woo-hoo! Thanks for your support, keep watching and forward this video to your friends! xoxo ~ Michelle (Music: “Bonjour Ma Cherie” by Tomas Phusion)

Naked Celebrities – Now That’s Hot!

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Michelle gives her thoughts on “Sex, Lawsuits, and Celebrities Caught on Tape” – NAKED, as recently published in The New York Times.