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SNOOKI’S NAUGHTY PICKLE MARTINI! A New Cocktail for Jersey Shore Season 3!

Michelle — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 00:10:42 +0000

Jersey Shore starlet Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi certainly has a thing for pickles. In this episode, we’ll shake up a temptingly tart(e) tipple that you’re shore to relish - a Naughty Pickle Martini (vodka, dry vermouth, pickle juice/brine, gherkin or dill garnish). This sweet ‘n sauer, cornichon cocktail is so ****ing easy to make you won’t even break an acrylic nail over it. Get filthy!!!

If guidos and gherkins have wet your palette, you’ll also wanna peep this Ron Ron Juice video. Enjoy this B&T beverage for the thirsty gorilla juicehead in ya!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow her Naughty Tweets for more Naughty Tipples. To order a fun-spirited drink, or to suggest a beverage with benefits tweet @michelleCtv.

Music by DJ Guido “Dirty Weekend (Stump the Bass Mix)”, “The Pharmacy in My Head” and “Deflated”, Loveshadow “We R 1″ and FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” via http://www.ccmixter.org.

How to Make a Jersey Shore Ron Ron Juice Cocktail!

admin — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 03:43:04 +0000

Get ready to break out your glow sticks and pump up your tipple situation! In this episode, learn how to make Jersey Shore’s Ron Ron Juice for a guaranteed filthy night. After a long afternoon of GTL, treat yourself and your Juicehead friends to this Bridge and Tunnel beverage. Don’t stress – you won’t break an acrylic nail while making this lushious drink . Ronnie’s signature libation is easier than all the JS castmates combined. Made with semi-fresh ingredients like juicy watermelon, maraschino cherries, blueberries, vodka (or light rum) and cranberry juice you won’t worry about it turning you into a hippopotamus or other zoo creature.

How to Make a BP OIL SPILL Cocktail!

admin — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:57:01 +0000

In this episode, you’ll learn how to make to make the World’s Most Crude Cocktail, a BP Oil Spill! This Naughty Tipple ain’t your Grandpa’s Texas Tea! A BP Oil Spill Cocktail is a rich source of liquid man-made materials. To start, pour two ounces of a surprise spirit of your choosing. Follow up with an ounce each of blue curaçao, melon liqueur and fresh lime juice. But wait, that’s not all! Pollute by adding a splash or a dash of the following contaminates; soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, olive oil and aromatic bitters. Get down ‘n dirty by garnishing with chocolate syrup, fish-shaped candy and a festive cocktail parasol. Here’s a tip – don’t contain your excitement or spillage while creating a BP Oil Spill. Have fun making a big mess and worry about the cleanup later. And remember, a slick host or hostess always serves a drink with a napkin and a smile!

FINGER AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

Michelle — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:00:00 +0000

America’s Sexiest Hand Supermodel, Fingerella Strokeoneoff, gives us the lowdown on hand jobs, celebritydom and recovery from her drug addiction. Watch out for this diva or she might introduce yo’ @ss to da F.i.S.t.!

HOT FOR BOOBS

Michelle — Fri, 23 May 2008 22:00:00 +0000

A hot how-to on how to make your boobs work for you (well, on Youtube that is ;o).

Music: “Undercover” by Citizen Nyx (ccmixter.org)

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Life Lessons of Little Vienna Marriott: Which Part of God Are You?

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Little Vienna Marriott shares one of her early life lessons, where she asked the question “which part of God are you?!”

Credits: Michelle Renee Coudon and Alexander Paul Morris

Music: “Babette” by Fundamental

Tortures for Flies – Diet Coke plus Mentos Rocket

Alexander P Morris — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Very funny video – turn a fly into an astronaut with a diet coke plus mentos rocket!