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Miss California Hates Gays and Jesus Does Too!!!

Michelle — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:42:29 +0000

This message was approved by "Jesus" of My Local Bodega. Thanks sweet Jesus! Photo art by Michelle.

Oh poor Carrie Prejean’s “anti-gay” statement has gotten her in quite the publicity pickle and perhaps cost her the crown in the Miss USA Pageant. Carrie darling, surely you must have better social etiquette than to say such a scandalous thing to an openly gay Miss USA judge! Were you slipped truth serum backstage and that was the cause of your loose tongue? Did Mr. Perez Hilton leave a gift basket full of magically delicious mushroom muffins in your dressing room and while hallucinating wonderfulness onstage Jesus whispered your now infamous response in your ear? After all, who in their right mind gives such an honest and blunt answer with so much riding on the line?!

There’s been too much news coverage on this “scandal” it’s really outstanding. I must say Miss Prejean, I give you total props for your brutal honesty – whether I agree with it or not. That’s what this country is about – agreeing to disagree. Such an answer is unpopular in your home state of California and uber unpopular with the fickle Hollywood set. Even f’ing tabloid hos like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears are jumping on your publicity gravy train on Twitter! And the reality is Carrie, you’ve probably received more media attention with your answer had you actually won the crown. Kudos again. By the way, does anyone know who did win?

As for my personal thoughts on gay marriage/civil unions, well, I could really give a rat’s @## what two consenting adults chose to do. I kind of live by the libertarian and Hugh Heffner attitude of so long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else and feels good then go for it. Who the hell am I to judge?

Personal opinions aside, facts are facts and the wedding industry tends to be recession proof. Even in this crap shoot economy enamored couples still want to get hitched (a groomzilla friend of a friend is spending $250+ a head). So, imagine if more states cashed in on gay marriage/civil unions (the old ball and chain, whatever you want to call it). The potential to stimulate Main Street in your local market could be tremendous. Bakeries, florists, wedding planners, chapels, temples, caterers, wedding singers, travel agencies, beauty salons, photographers, videographers, LAWYERS and more could all BENEFIT from more MOOLAH! Picture the extra revenue stream small town divorce or contracts lawyers could earn JUST from preparing and negotiating prenuptial agreements. Really, it could be FABULOUS! And if the state of marital bliss should deteriorate, rot and fester like the majority of “opposite marriages” in America those lawyers will have the opportunity to pounce for the real kill – DIVORCE! After the personal pain, angst, heartache and time consumed in divorce (we’ll assume the prenup protected assets) should these newly divorced singletons fall foolishly in love and want to head down the aisle yet again, LAWYERS and other wedding service and hospitality businesses can cash in a second time. Or a third. Woo-hoo!

Who here is for gay marriage more MONEY? Well, the bottom-line is business is never personal…or is it? One thing that’s certain and remains a constant in our society is our love and need for the big bucks and here in the States many worship the cash cow. So, who cares what your sexual orientation is, what your religious beliefs, morals and ethics are (or lack thereof). MONEY is a universal love and the power of LOVE conquers all.

Oh yeah, and the comment about Jesus in the title of this post, that was just the open opinion of “Jesus” at my friendly, local bodega. At least that’s what it sounded like he grumbled. Okay, I’ve never actually been to a bodega.

Celebrity HUMP IT or DUMP IT Top 6 Kooky n Spooky Halloween Countdown

Michelle — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Don’t Forget to Subscribe/Rate/Comment/Video Response/Friend Us!!! The Top 6 Kooky ‘n Spooky Celebrity high jinx and celebs you’re gonna want to HUMP or DUMP, featuring Vienna Marriott and Gay Salmonella!

6. Britney Spears – 5. Tiffany “New York” Pollard – 4. Halle Berry 3. Albus Dumbledore – 2. Lifegem – 1. Scarlett Johansson

Michelle Renee Coudon as Vienna Marriott
Alexander Paul Morris as Gay Salmonella

Paris Hilton OUT of Jail: Music Video OUTTAKES and BLOOPERS

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Here’s a few of our favorite smokin’ hot outtakes and bloopers that didn’t quite make the cut into our exclusive “Paris OUT of JAIL” Music Video.

Paris Hilton OUT OF JAIL: Exclusive Music Video Prison Diary – what we should have seen on Larry King LIVE!

Alexander P Morris — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:00:00 +0000

PARIS OUT OF JAIL – The Exclusive MUSIC VIDEO, based on Paris Hilton’s “Nothing in this World”. View notes section below for complete lyrics!

Special Thanks to Paris Hilton and Warner Music

Paris Hilton Goes BACK to JAIL! Funny Music Video Spoof with LYRICS! – Paris in Jail

Alexander P Morris — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:00:00 +0000

“Paris in Jail: The Music Video”, great spoof vid by Allan Murray and Sean Haines of www.omovies.com based on Paris Hilton’s song, “Stars go Blind”.

The Glamorous Life of Vienna Marriott :: Part 1

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Cewebrity Vienna Marriott spotted at a fancy-schmancy gala event at the Museum of Natural History in New York City.

Vienna Exposed :: Behind-the-Scenes

Alexander P Morris — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Get a hot and steamy, behind-the-scenes glimpse of the web’s favorite cewebrity, Vienna Marriott. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears – move over! Music: “Babette” by Fundamental.

Celebs Gone Commando – yes, that’s pantyless!!!

Michelle — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Is “going commando” a trend popularized by celebritartes Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears or rather a movement among young, modern, post-feminist women? Allure Magazine polls readers to find out if the girl-next-door is going without panties too. Music: “Babette” by Fundamental

Celeb Rehabs – Lookin’ for a Hot Vacation Spot?

Alexander P Morris — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Malibu brings it. Luxury rehab that is for up to $18,500 per week. With posh digs like this screw stayin’ clean – especially if your insurance covers it! Music “Babette” by Fundamental.

HotRoast World News…Breaking Britney Spears

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Nuclear arms in Iran, suicide bombing in Iraq…yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute – did you say Britney Spears?! Omg! Britney’s baldness is sooo fierce!!! Amazing how this is what seems to get the most national attention…

Lonelygirl15: For Real or a Real Fake? – Irritating Celebrity Baby Names – $1 Million Dollar Cell Phone

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Lonelygirl15: For Real or a Real Fake? – Another Seriously Irritating Celebrity Baby Name – $1 Million Dollar Cell Phone

Oops Britney Did It Again Part II, Mel Gibson, Own a Piece of The World, Exclusive Britney & K-Fed Footage (Spoof)

Alexander P Morris — Mon, 14 Aug 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Oops…Britney Did It Again : Mel Gibson Likes “Sugar Tits” : Own a Piece of The World : Exclusive (spoof) Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Home Video Footage.

Oops… Britney did it again!

Michelle — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 22:00:00 +0000

If you haven’t been living under a rock this month you might have noticed that Britney Spears has been a current hot topic of entertainment… I mean discussion. Between the interview and Brit’s toxic waste, here are a few more ideas of what we could do…