Drug and addiction rehabilitation centers have certainly come a long way since the Betty Ford Center first opened it’s doors in Rancho Mirage, California some twenty-five years ago. Allegedly, rehab at Betty Ford may include participating in daily chores like scrubbin’ toilets. Now, if you’re famous and absolutely fabulous you don’t want to be sent to a some reform boot camp just for some hard-earned Hollywood boozin’ – even if it is court appointed.
I mean if you’re Courtney Love, Robert Downey Jr., Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Whitney Houston, Winona Ryder or Britney Spears you should at least be entitled the decency to have a personal chef, a trainer, an acupuncturist, a massage therapist, an aesthetician, a hair stylist and access to a world class gym with a juice bar (ya know if have to give up some herbal grass you should at least get to down wheat grass, right?), tanning beds, horseback riding, a dance studio and full service spa on sight. Hell yeah!
And With names like Promises, Passages, Beau Monde and Wonderland you’d think you’d be signing up for a 30 day program at some cheesy all-inclusive Caribbean resort. Not so! Malibu brings it. Luxury rehab that is for up to $18,500 per week. With posh digs like this screw stayin’ clean – especially if your insurance covers it!
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Michelle, youre really hot.
If I could afford to dry out in that place I’d say pass me that crack pipe.
*sigh* But alas I can not, so I have to stay clean.