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Jasmine Fiore’s Millionaire Ex-Husband and Reality T.V. Star Found Dead by Hanging – Ryan Alexander Jenkins

Michelle — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:24:13 +0000

Canadian Millionaire Ryan Jenkins seemingly had it all: a buxom trophy wife, Jasmine Fiore, financial wealth and newly found reality t.v. fame. What went wrong?

The hunt for the alleged millionaire turned reality television star turned alleged murderer is now over. Ryan Jenkins, the ex-hubby of murdered swimsuit model, Jasmine Fiore, has been found dead. Jenkins, 32, a native Canadian was found hanged by his belt on a coat rack in a small room at the Thunderbird Motel in Hope, British Columbia. Officials believe Jenkins death is a suicide. The word on the street is that a wholesome-looking 20-something blonde accompanied Jenkins to the motel. The young hottie checked in with the motel’s front desk while Jenkins waited in his car. However, the mystery blonde was M.I.A. at the time Jenkins’ body was discovered. Really, this scandal is above and beyond the staged bizarro of a reality melodrama and has developed into a sleazy Hollywood murder mystery.

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Model Liskula Cohen Wins – Playboy Model Jasmine Fiore Found Dead in Suitcase

Michelle — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:13:26 +0000

Liskula Cohen has won a lawsuit against Google and the identity of anonymous name-calling blogger. Conversely, model Jasmine Fiore has lost her life for presumably more than cyber smack talk.

This week has been quite the week for models in the press. One rightfully deserving the attention and the other probably not. We’ll start with the “probably not” because the supercilious one is so much more fun!

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Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane and That Other Girl’s Threesome Sex Tape EXCLUSIVE PICS

Michelle — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:43:04 +0000

The sex tape was a wash-up but hopefully you'll find this illustration to be a fun splash. One thing is certain - whatever is going on above beats "three men in a tub". Rub-a-Dub-Dub, baby! Composite art by Michelle.

The month of August typically brings heat, bothersome humidity and media doldrums. It’s been quite some time since a steamy celebrity sex tape hit the Internet and today was no exception. Recently, Gawker.com published a censored version of a “sex tape” starring Grey’s Anatomy star, Eric Dane (along with his anatomy), his wife former Noxema girl, Rebecca Gayheart and former beauty queen turned wanna-be Heidi Fleiss, Kari Ann Periche. I use quotations loosely around sex tape because although there is nudity (refer to Fleshbot.com’s version) there wasn’t much sex….or any remotely interesting happenings. I retract that statement. There was some hot fondling of rubber duckies dipping underwater during the “bathtub scene” along with the use of questionable contraband. Oh, yeah and one chick’s alter ego is named “Nina” and the dude is Peter Cocaine Cowboy or something another. Giddy-up!!!

It seems like this celeb erotic film of late has lost a stiff wind in its sail (well, a stiff anything). And this uneventful one may leaves its stars all washed up and high and dry.

P.S. Unfortunately the released sex footage was a boring bust so I felt compelled to make it up to you dear readers with the above Photoshopped pièce de résistance. Enjoy!

Playboy Promoted Raping Republican Women

Michelle — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:23:12 +0000

Judging by the model's shocked expression, she thinks Cimbalo is so wrong it's wrong. Or, this fine filly is rearing to go for Regis Philbin. Giddy-up!

Once upon a time, savvy, straight men and open-minded women blew their horns that they read the mainstream men’s magazine, Playboy, for its highly informative articles. Then came yesterday, a now infamous day in misogynistic publishing (well, at least for the past twenty-four hours) when a blowhard writer hater by the name of Guy Cimbalo informed blue-balled web denizens of the ten conservative women he’d like to “hate fuck”. After that statement, Playboy’s few remaining readers might want to fess up that they subscribe just to ogle naughty and ridiculously retouched pictures.

Yes, I’m aware that Playboy is a 2-D shrine to boobs, but I’m still confused as to how they got an insolent boob to write for them. To top that off, they even got a boob editor who gave the okay! This “list” of hateful drivel isn’t in the least bit informative, funny, witty, clever or entertaining. If anything it’s an outrageous embarrassment to liberals of both sexes, and beats the pitiful code of ethics boasted by drunken New Jersey frat boys. Mr. Cimbalo (and I use the title “Mr.” with unadulterated sarcasm) is entitled to disagree with these women’s political opinions and overall ideology. But to suggest “hate fucking” them is downright deplorable. Such language suggests sexual torment, humiliation and battery. “Hate fuck” equates to “love to rape”.

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Teacher Taught SEX ED One On One!

Michelle — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:12:56 +0000

Schoolboys fantasize about it. Porn sites are devoted to it. So, when a sexy female teacher on the prowl lustfully brushes up against a young, red-blooded male cub student it’s presumable that he won’t cry out, “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”. For a horny and hopeful young man, after school detention may lead to private and hands-on lessons in sexual education. After all, only a dunce wouldn’t be hot for that willing teacher!

There’s really no way to skirt around the issue of double standards. American culture dictates that it’s taboo for an older male teacher to offer sexual guidance to an innocent and sweet underage schoolgirl, right? Society instantaneously shouts “sex offender”, “sexual deviant” and “statutory rape”, without any regard or reservation for which party might have initiated the randy trysts. Best to reserve those barely legal Lolita reveries for your pay-site subscriptions.

However, in the reverse it’s kosher if not lauded for a teenage boy to be hard up for an archetypical hottie like Ms. Doumé (due-may) as illustrated in the picture above. The young stud that scores a notch on his belt with a Ms. Doumé is guaranteed points in the locker room, the attention of jealous high school girls and a loving slap on the back from ole Dad. Unless the school marm could be mistakened for a brick house rather than a Brickhouse Betty as in the recent, alleged case against the large and lovely New York City teacher, Melissa Weber. The 27-year-old social studies teach was arrested for getting too “social” with a 14-year-old boy in a Jamaica Queens clASSsroom. Ms. Weber is accused of rape (which she may very well be guilty of) and lots of sullied sexting.

It will be telling if plain Jane Ms. Weber will receive as much media interest as her Playboy-esque colleague, Debra Lafave did back in 2004 (since all charges against Lafave have been dropped ). Who knows, maybe Nick Carter will release a press statement that he lost his virginity a second time to Weber. Doubtful!

Readers, is it hot to be Hot for Teacher? Or just ill?

Celebrity HUMP IT! or DUMP IT! Top 10 Countdown

Alexander P Morris — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 22:00:00 +0000

The Top 10 celebrity high jinx and celebrities you’re gonna want to HUMP or DUMP, featuring Vienna Marriott and Gay Salmonella!

10. Reverend Al Sharpton – 9. Reverend Jesse Jackson – 8. Kim Kardashian – 7. Sanjaya Malakar’s sister – 6. Playboy Model Holly Madison – 5. Charlotte Church – 4. Kylie Minogue –
3. Larry Birkhead – 2. Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis – 1. Don Imus