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VOTE for NAUGHTY TIPPLES YouTube NextUp Semifinalist Entry!

admin — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 22:02:45 +0000

I’m pleased to announce this important update! My YouTube NextUp Entry has been selected as a Semifinalist. Your VOTE can HELP NAUGHTY TIPPLES takeover the WORLD! (mu-ah-ah-ah-ah). So BE a SWEETHEART and CAST your THUMBS UP VOTE HERE! http://bit.ly/vote4chelle. You can VOTE ONCE a DAY through April 8th, 2011. Thanks in advance for your support!

NAUGHTY TIPPLES are SEXY, FRISKY and FUN-SPIRITED!

admin — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 22:08:49 +0000

Important Update! This YouTube NextUp Entry has been selected as a Semifinalist. Be a sweetheart and CAST your THUMBS UP VOTE for Michelle Here! http://bit.ly/vote4chelle . You can VOTE ONCE a DAY through April 8th, 2011.

Naughty Tipples is an interactive and episodic web series that serves up both fun and easy do-it-yourself drinks and dishes along with a side of saucy skits and frisky facts. Host and creator, Michelle Coudon gives online lessons on how-to make tailgating tipples, crazy shooters, kid-friendly mocktails, beverages with benefits, sexy and sophisticated cocktails, baked treats and more.

GET WET and GO BANANAS with these EASY HANGOVER CURES!

Michelle — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:42:27 +0000

Last remedy video you learned how Sex, Bacon, a Bloody Mary cocktail and a cup of Ginger Tea can help cure a nasty hangover. In this video, we’ll discuss how to keep yourself well-hydrated to both cure a hangover, as well as prevent one.

To remedy your post-party veisalgia, the following beverages & foods will help replenish your body from potassium and/or Vitamin B12 & Vitamin C loss; bananas, coconut water, tomato juice, vitamin and mineral supplement and more. Tip: Be sure to avoid coffee when hungover!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here or join Michelle on Facebook or follow @michelleCtv on Twitter for more upcoming videos on hangover cures and of course Naughty Tipples.

Music by FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol” Remix and kcentric “Desaprendere (featuring Silvia O. – Silky Jazz Mix) via ccmixter.org .

BEST HANGOVER CURES: SEX, BACON and a BLOODY MARY

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:24:29 +0000

This video is a follow up to this AMAZING blog post about hangover cures but with an additional steamy twist. Party revelers, that nasty morning after doesn’t get much better with SEX as a hangover cure, BACON as a hangover cure and a BLOODY MARY cocktail as a hangover cure (had to get those key Google phrases in). In reality, these hangover remedies are so freakin’ AWESOME they may make you want to over indulge more often than not!

With Superbowl Sunday just around the corner, you’ll want to share the invaluable wisdom of this sexy tutorial with all your friends. After all, being the thoughtful friend that YOU ARE, you wouldn’t want any of your compadres to suffer from weekend veisalgia.

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here or join Michelle on Facebook for more upcoming videos on hangover cures and of course Naughty Tipples.

Music by Loveshadow “Act Cool (Roman Holiday)”, Reggaedrummer “Vegitation Chokehold”, kcentric “Desaprendere (featuring Silvia O. – Silky Jazz Mix) and FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol” Remix via ccmixter.org .

Playboy Promoted Raping Republican Women

Michelle — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:23:12 +0000

Judging by the model's shocked expression, she thinks Cimbalo is so wrong it's wrong. Or, this fine filly is rearing to go for Regis Philbin. Giddy-up!

Once upon a time, savvy, straight men and open-minded women blew their horns that they read the mainstream men’s magazine, Playboy, for its highly informative articles. Then came yesterday, a now infamous day in misogynistic publishing (well, at least for the past twenty-four hours) when a blowhard writer hater by the name of Guy Cimbalo informed blue-balled web denizens of the ten conservative women he’d like to “hate fuck”. After that statement, Playboy’s few remaining readers might want to fess up that they subscribe just to ogle naughty and ridiculously retouched pictures.

Yes, I’m aware that Playboy is a 2-D shrine to boobs, but I’m still confused as to how they got an insolent boob to write for them. To top that off, they even got a boob editor who gave the okay! This “list” of hateful drivel isn’t in the least bit informative, funny, witty, clever or entertaining. If anything it’s an outrageous embarrassment to liberals of both sexes, and beats the pitiful code of ethics boasted by drunken New Jersey frat boys. Mr. Cimbalo (and I use the title “Mr.” with unadulterated sarcasm) is entitled to disagree with these women’s political opinions and overall ideology. But to suggest “hate fucking” them is downright deplorable. Such language suggests sexual torment, humiliation and battery. “Hate fuck” equates to “love to rape”.

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Teacher Taught SEX ED One On One!

Michelle — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:12:56 +0000

Schoolboys fantasize about it. Porn sites are devoted to it. So, when a sexy female teacher on the prowl lustfully brushes up against a young, red-blooded male cub student it’s presumable that he won’t cry out, “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”. For a horny and hopeful young man, after school detention may lead to private and hands-on lessons in sexual education. After all, only a dunce wouldn’t be hot for that willing teacher!

There’s really no way to skirt around the issue of double standards. American culture dictates that it’s taboo for an older male teacher to offer sexual guidance to an innocent and sweet underage schoolgirl, right? Society instantaneously shouts “sex offender”, “sexual deviant” and “statutory rape”, without any regard or reservation for which party might have initiated the randy trysts. Best to reserve those barely legal Lolita reveries for your pay-site subscriptions.

However, in the reverse it’s kosher if not lauded for a teenage boy to be hard up for an archetypical hottie like Ms. Doumé (due-may) as illustrated in the picture above. The young stud that scores a notch on his belt with a Ms. Doumé is guaranteed points in the locker room, the attention of jealous high school girls and a loving slap on the back from ole Dad. Unless the school marm could be mistakened for a brick house rather than a Brickhouse Betty as in the recent, alleged case against the large and lovely New York City teacher, Melissa Weber. The 27-year-old social studies teach was arrested for getting too “social” with a 14-year-old boy in a Jamaica Queens clASSsroom. Ms. Weber is accused of rape (which she may very well be guilty of) and lots of sullied sexting.

It will be telling if plain Jane Ms. Weber will receive as much media interest as her Playboy-esque colleague, Debra Lafave did back in 2004 (since all charges against Lafave have been dropped ). Who knows, maybe Nick Carter will release a press statement that he lost his virginity a second time to Weber. Doubtful!

Readers, is it hot to be Hot for Teacher? Or just ill?

China’s SEX THEME PARK is a BUST!

Michelle — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:16:36 +0000

Chinese government officials showed no love for Love Land. Investors are now at a loss from their "sexcapaid" venture.

If you were hoping to take a fun ride on the “tunnel of love” during your next quickie visit to Chongqing, China you’re plum out of luck. The newly erected sex theme park, Love Land, was demolished by Chinese government officials this past weekend after racy photos of the park were released.

The park’s screwed investor, Lu Xiaoqing, claimed that the sex park was meant to boost libidos and improve people’s sex lives. The park featured “giant-sized” statues of male and female naughty bits and exhibitions about human sexuality from around the globe. Rumor has it that the amusement displays gave government honchos major hard-ons, which is only permissible by officials’ concubines and long-term mistresses.

Presumably in China, it’s a problematic eyesore to gaze upon raunchy, phallic statuary. Yet, the delightful delicacy to munch on bovine penis and donkey dong remains. Watch this highly professional and informative HotRoast news video about Chinese gonad cuisine.

For those of you desperately seeking a classy sex ed exhibit , check out the Museum of Sex located in New York City.

Craigslist to PIMP SEX ADS for a FEE!

Michelle — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:17:22 +0000

The economy has taken a spanking and beginning next week Craigslist’s cyber strumpets may be screwed out of hooking hot dates on the popular classified ad website.

Craigslist has decided to put a “red light” on the “erotic services” section of their website in response to legal woes from troubled hos and pressure from law enforcement. Last month a young “masseuse” had her life abruptly cut short in a Boston hotel room after receiving an out call from her Craigslist listing. As of today, upon entering Craigslist’s sexy time pages, a visitor is informed via waiver releasing Craigslist of any liability from whatever kinky and perverted rendezvous’ the visitor may be seeking. Craigslist keeps their pimp hand strong and cautions their johns and aspiring “models” with this message: “Human trafficking and exploitation of minors are not tolerated – any suspected activity will be reported to law enforcement.” By the yellow highlighting and bold text I think they mean serious business.

The erotic services section will become “adult services” and all adult listings will be reviewed for approval by a staff member. Craigslist remains “hard and firm” in their decision to only accept listings from “legal” adult providers. However, there is a “happy ending” from these new changes as Craigslist should benefit from the additional pimping revenue created by the ten dollar per ad adult listing fees. Conversely, that means price inflation for your massagey time (assuming your service provider will be allowed to advertise). So, in the meantime, you’d better squeeze in and rub out one last tryst from your friendly, local working guy/gal/or transgendered person.

As for me, I’ll miss my Tuesday “soapy sensual bathtime body slide“ nooners with freaky, hot harlot, Lana. The fluffy towels were the best! For those of you who like a well-rounded rump, Kim Kardashian is broadening her career on Craigslist by allowing you to explore her back country. And judging by the pic, she’s got Bridget Jones beat with a “bottom the size of Brazil”. Tri-state area pervs, check out this listing and give her a call while she’s in town, baby!

HOT TEEN SEXTING! Is MILEY CYRUS a SEX OFFENDER?

Michelle — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:16:20 +0000

Teens accused of "sexting" are facing felony charges. Nope, that's NOT Miley Cyrus in the pic. That's me! Photo art by Michelle.

In the past few months there has been much buzz in the media concerning the salaciously hot and naughty teenage “sexting” phenomenon. If you’re not up to date on your mobile porn slang, sexting refers to the act of sending hot nudie OR semi-nude pics via cell phone. Which we all do at least a few times a day, right? Kind of like my seriously raunchy Twitter updates.

Just search on Google and a slew of sexting articles pop up that are so outlandish it’s mind boggling. In a case in Western Pennsylvania, teenagers are being charged with CHILD PORNOGRAPHY for sending and receiving pictures of themselves to other teens that THEY TOOK OF THEMSELVES. That’s some serious, crazy @ss sh*t, literally!

Horny teenage kids will be little horny teenage kids. That’s timeless. Why should these particular adolescents in Western PA (and in other states too, i.e. North Carolina) face felony charges that will haunt them throughout their LIFETIMES with a digital Scarlet Letter? In contrast, I’d like to know why teenage Disney whorebots like Miley Cyrus are labeled a “victim” of hacker theft when her now notorious implied shower pics were “uncovered”. Pictures that Miss Cyrus presumably TOOK of HERSELF (major shocker). So, why the f*** isn’t sweet, innocent, Christian Miley Cyrus labeled a SEX OFFENDER TOO?! Could it be because she sent her pictures via email over the internet and not by cell phone so she’s free and clear in a legal web loophole? Or is it because she’s been tagged and branded as the untouchable property of Disney and such a marvelously concocted publicity stunt would help skyrocket ‘Ho’annah Montana ratings and merchandise sales to Uranus?! Hmmm….me thinks the latter.

Doesn’t this ridiculousness just toot your horn and burn your caboose? With the PRIVILEGE of FAME comes RESPONSIBILITY. Shouldn’t Miss Cyrus be a role model to her peers? Hell yeah!

Dear reader, I’d love to know what YOUR THOUGHTS are on this subject. Do YOU FEEL that young stars like Miley Cyrus should be broiled by the law with the same scrutiny as their non-famous teenage peers for distributing implied, semi-nude and nude images? Comment below!

BABETTE MEETS THE PENIS PARADE

Michelle — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:00:00 +0000

Babette’s online dating adventure. RATE/COMMENT/SUBSCRIBE & FRIEND BABETTE!

Michelle Renée Coudon as Babette Jones and Sabina

Blogging and Editing: Michelle Renée Coudon

Camera, Sound and Lighting: Alexander Paul Morris

Music:
UFO “Fixing My Brain”
Calendargirl “January”
Moetrain “Hey Baby”

Lindsay Lohan’s Job Blows – Where’s Suri Cruise? – Paris Hilton Is Full of Bologna – Rocketboom Gone Rocketbust?

Alexander P Morris — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s Job Blows – Where in the World is Suri Cruise? – Paris Hilton is Full of Bologna – Rocketboom Gone Rocketbust?

Naked Celebrities – Now That’s Hot!

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Michelle gives her thoughts on “Sex, Lawsuits, and Celebrities Caught on Tape” – NAKED, as recently published in The New York Times.