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Sasha Obama’s Pool Party was a Big Splash for Taxpayers?

Michelle — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:50:29 +0000

Happy Eighth Birthday Sasha Obama! Hope it was a big splash!

President Obama is not only an exemplary politician but also a role model of a father. In a news article published in the Baltimore Sun yesterday, Barack emphasized the importance of maintaining a normal family life in his White House by making his young daughters’ schedules a priority on his to do list. In fact, so much so that the Prez was quoted as saying, “You know, we had travel. I had to go to Normandy. And then the girls had, Sasha had her birthday party here, and she was flying folks in for a pool party. So, really, it revolves around the girls’ social schedule.”

According to Blackcelebkids.com, Sasha O.’s eighth birthday was a full four day fête (June 7^th – 10^th) while living it up in Paris, France and London, England (even closing tourist hotspot Westminster Abbey!) and according to Dad, a pool party at the White House. That’s quite some birthday for an eight-year-old! Next year’s decadent festivities may have to top Paris Hilton’s twenty-first bday debauchery.

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FINGER AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

Michelle — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:00:00 +0000

America’s Sexiest Hand Supermodel, Fingerella Strokeoneoff, gives us the lowdown on hand jobs, celebritydom and recovery from her drug addiction. Watch out for this diva or she might introduce yo’ @ss to da F.i.S.t.!

Paris Hilton OUT of Jail: Music Video OUTTAKES and BLOOPERS

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Here’s a few of our favorite smokin’ hot outtakes and bloopers that didn’t quite make the cut into our exclusive “Paris OUT of JAIL” Music Video.

Paris Hilton OUT OF JAIL: Exclusive Music Video Prison Diary – what we should have seen on Larry King LIVE!

Alexander P Morris — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:00:00 +0000

PARIS OUT OF JAIL – The Exclusive MUSIC VIDEO, based on Paris Hilton’s “Nothing in this World”. View notes section below for complete lyrics!

Special Thanks to Paris Hilton and Warner Music

Paris Hilton Goes BACK to JAIL! Funny Music Video Spoof with LYRICS! – Paris in Jail

Alexander P Morris — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:00:00 +0000

“Paris in Jail: The Music Video”, great spoof vid by Allan Murray and Sean Haines of www.omovies.com based on Paris Hilton’s song, “Stars go Blind”.

Paris Hilton BACK In JAIL :: Exclusive Leaked Footage – Body Cavity STRIP Search!

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Paris Hilton, hotel heiress and celebritante, has officially surrendered herself to the Los Angeles County Sheriffs’ authorities and has begun to serve her 23 day sentence. We at HotRoast have obtained exclusive footage of Paris’ check-in and full booty.. er, body cavity search.

Paris Hilton Exclusive: Pump It Up for the POKEY! Jail – Jailbait Couture

Alexander P Morris — Mon, 28 May 2007 22:00:00 +0000

With the recent debut and success of Paris the Heiress’ fashion line, Jailbait Couture, Paris and her Midas touch have struck gold once again with a workout series sure to get your heart rate racing. We at HotRoast have obtained exclusive footage from the fitness princess-to-be’s first workout DVD entitled “Pump It UP for the POKEY”.

Paris Hilton Exclusive Interview :: Turning Jail into Sales with Heiress’ New Fashion Collection “Jailbait Couture”

Alexander P Morris — Mon, 07 May 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Update 6/09 – E! Entertainment loved this vid for their new working pilot “Love 2 Hate” – hopefully the show will make it to the small screen! Hotel heiress turned celebritante, Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in a Los Angeles county jail for violating her probation. Despite her harsh prison sentence Paris and her Midas touch are never one to spoil a chance for media exposure. We at HotRoast have obtained an exclusive interview with Paris the Heiress herself at a recent shoot for her new fashion line fittingly named Jailbait. Now that’s hot! Music “Let’s Do Crime” by Fundamental.

The Glamorous Life of Vienna Marriott :: Part 1

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Cewebrity Vienna Marriott spotted at a fancy-schmancy gala event at the Museum of Natural History in New York City.

Celebrity HUMP IT! or DUMP IT! Top 10 Countdown

Alexander P Morris — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 22:00:00 +0000

The Top 10 celebrity high jinx and celebrities you’re gonna want to HUMP or DUMP, featuring Vienna Marriott and Gay Salmonella!

10. Reverend Al Sharpton – 9. Reverend Jesse Jackson – 8. Kim Kardashian – 7. Sanjaya Malakar’s sister – 6. Playboy Model Holly Madison – 5. Charlotte Church – 4. Kylie Minogue –
3. Larry Birkhead – 2. Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis – 1. Don Imus

Vienna Exposed :: Behind-the-Scenes

Alexander P Morris — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Get a hot and steamy, behind-the-scenes glimpse of the web’s favorite cewebrity, Vienna Marriott. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears – move over! Music: “Babette” by Fundamental.

Vienna Marriott’s How-to Handle Your Haters

Michelle — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Vienna Marriott, the cewebrity you either “love to love” or “love to hate” gives her steamy, bubble bath advice on how to handle haters online. Music: “Babette” by Fundamental

Celebs Gone Commando – yes, that’s pantyless!!!

Michelle — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Is “going commando” a trend popularized by celebritartes Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears or rather a movement among young, modern, post-feminist women? Allure Magazine polls readers to find out if the girl-next-door is going without panties too. Music: “Babette” by Fundamental

Red-Carpet Coverage – a Night at the Vloscars

Alexander P Morris — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Gay Salmonella interviews nominee Vienna Marriott on the red-carpet at the Vloscars for a must-see celeb self-love-fest spoof!

Celeb Rehabs – Lookin’ for a Hot Vacation Spot?

Alexander P Morris — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:00:00 +0000

Malibu brings it. Luxury rehab that is for up to $18,500 per week. With posh digs like this screw stayin’ clean – especially if your insurance covers it! Music “Babette” by Fundamental.

The Hans Von Schtrudel EXCLUSIVE Celeb Interview

Alexander P Morris — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Hans Von Schtrudel’s exclusive celebrity spoof interview featuring the eccentrically lovely Michelle Renee speaking to her many fans.
This is a response vid to my haters out there! Well, like they say “Any publicity is good publicity”…

Suri Cruise Unveiled – Celeb Arrests: Paris Hilton & 50 Cent – La Lohan: Victim of Grand Theft

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Finally!!! Suri Cruise Unveiled :: Celeb Arrests – Paris Hilton and 50 cent :: Lindsay Lohan: Victim of Grand Theft (or forgetfulness)

Disclaimer: The images used of Suri Cruise in association with Vanity Fair in this video are NOT actually represenative of Suri Cruise’s image or the October 2006 issue of Vanity Fair. It’s a parody people – just so you know.

Lindsay Lohan’s Job Blows – Where’s Suri Cruise? – Paris Hilton Is Full of Bologna – Rocketboom Gone Rocketbust?

Alexander P Morris — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s Job Blows – Where in the World is Suri Cruise? – Paris Hilton is Full of Bologna – Rocketboom Gone Rocketbust?

Naked Celebrities – Now That’s Hot!

Alexander P Morris — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Michelle gives her thoughts on “Sex, Lawsuits, and Celebrities Caught on Tape” – NAKED, as recently published in The New York Times.