Ok, so maybe he wasn't killed YET (wishful thinking for many) or eaten by Satan (we hear the Big D is kosher but Bernie is pure PORK!). But hey, look at the bright side! Now all the angry, swindled Jews know where he lives! Quick Ira, stone him with that six-month-old matzah! This sicko will completely redefine how the hedge fund industry operates going into the future. Anyone who was "invested" with this ass, and who had studied the "Be Your Own Hedge Fund" DVD could have saved themselves a fortune, along with a whole load of heartache.
Music: "Sick as a Dog (BS remix)" by shewbox
"Another Land" by dr. Gore2000