Michelle Renee Coudon as Bitchibon
Alexander Paul Morris – Lighting, Sound and Camera Dude
Music: “Amari Wakaranai Kedo” by Kulimu
Hi! Hi! My sister slept with my forty-year-old history teacher / boyfriend. She is a penniless slut. If she’d charge more than eleven dollars for a hand job she’d have more money. She has a cat. I hate them both.
I tried to drown that fat ass pussy in the bathtub. I failed. So I threw in a hairdryer to electrocute it but that failed too. So I went to the garage and found an old kerosene lamp. I dumped the oil into the tub and lit it with a blow torch. It lit that fucking thing up like the 4th of July but didn’t kill the little fucker. I went to the basement and found a chainsaw, some ginzu knives, ninja stars, Osama Bin Laden, weapons of mass destruction, a Celine Dion CD, mustard gas and a guy from the “Wiggles”. But I didn’t get a chance to complete my mission. That pussy bitch heard Celine and committed hara-kiri.”
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