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HALLOWEEN COCKTAILS: SEXY & SPOOKY SIPS YOU’LL DIE TO DRINK!

admin — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 22:10:44 +0000

Want to impress your ghoulfriend this Halloween by concocting your very own scary, stiff sips (insert one-eyed monster joke here)?! Sound like your kinda kinky kooky? Then get into high spirits this long party weekend with these seriously sexy & spooky Halloween drink recipes: an Eclipse, New Moon, Bloody Brain & Bitten.

You never know, these Naughty Tipples might make terrific things go bump in the night…!

Watch Spooky Sip #1: An Eclipse Gin Cocktail

This crimson colored cocktail recipe is for imbibers who like to take it nice and berry sloe. Don’t be fooled; this tipple isn’t as obscure as its name. With ingredients like gin, sloe gin liqueur, fresh lemon juice, grenadine syrup and a juicy cherry garnish, earth’s gravitational pull will become seemingly non-existent…

Watch Spooky Sip #2: A New Moon Gin Cocktail

This glow-in-the-dark libation is a sexy spin on a traditional Gin and Tonic. Be sure to drink with care as one too many of this concoction may send you over the moon and release your devil inside!

Watch Spooky Sip #3: A Bloody Brain Shot (a.k.a. Brain Hemorrhage)

Gross out your party guests with a Bloody Brain Shooter! The creepy, curd-like combo of peach schnapps, Baileys Irish Cream and grenadine syrup creates a sick shot of crazy to the old noggin. WARNING: Side effects may include cranial hemorrhaging, psychotic episodes and some serious morning-after veisalgia!

Watch Spooky Sip #4: A Bitten Mocktail

This spooky sip is for vampire fans of all ages! Get ready to become smitten with a naughty yet nice non-alcoholic tipple named Bitten.

Yeah, sure, it’s a kiddie cocktail but don’t let this blood red beverage fool you. She has a sassy yet sweet bite and is loaded with health benefits thanks to her pomegranate juice and hydrating coconut water. For you imbibers who enjoy a more boozy beverage, spike this modern Shirley Temple with some rum or vodka (or both!). Now drain this doozy of a drink dry and enjoy. Muah-ha-ha!!!

Remember to revel responsibly!

Watch the “Halloween Drink Recipes & Cocktails Playlist” on YouTube.

Go BUCK WILD this LABOR DAY with a VODKA BUCK or MOSCOW MULE COCKTAIL!

admin — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 21:46:31 +0000

Go Buck Wild this Labor Day Weekend with an easy-to-make cocktail that’s got serious kick! A Buck Wild cocktail (also known as a Vodka Buck and/or Moscow Mule) is made with vodka, ginger beer and fresh lime juice. For a truly kick-ass Buck, try this recipe with some super smooth Medea Vodka (it’s a whopping 16 times distilled!).

Watch this Tipsy Tipple Tasting: Medea Vodka is a BRIGHT Idea!

Naughty Tipples with Michelle Coudon is Food & Drink Infotainment Served with a Twist. Subscribe for more Sexy, Frisky & Fun-Spirited, Naughty Tipples Recipes! To suggest a recipe, theme or Ask Michelle Anything tweet @michellectv.

Music: SackoJo22 “One for Me”, Moetrain “Hey Baby”, FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol” and Harpsichord Concerto No.2 in E major, BWV 1053, Johann Sebastian Bach http://bit.ly/pk3zjz.

DELIGHT in a MARIE ANTOINETTE COCKTAIL (A FRENCH MARTINI with a ROYAL TWIST)!

admin — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 19:02:33 +0000

Dear Courtier, Her Highness cordially invites you to delight in a majestic Marie-Antoinette Cocktail and have a ball! A Marie-Antoinette is a royally delicious twist on the classic French Martini (Raspberry Vodka, Chambord, Grand Marnier, Pineapple Juice, Champagne / Sparkling Wine & Red Rapsberries). So go on and get into “high-spirits” and fête like Marie-Antoinette. Ah, la Joie de Vivre!

For more baronial beverages, watch how to make a Kir Imperial / Kir Royale / Kir.

Naughty Tipples with Michelle Coudon is Food & Drink Infotainment Served with a Twist. Subscribe for more Sexy, Frisky & Fun-Spirited, Naughty Tipples Recipes! To suggest a recipe, theme or Ask Michelle Anything tweet @michellectv.

This recherché recipe comes courtesy of http://www.martinimistress.com. Music: Harpsichord Concerto No.2 in E major, BWV 1053, Johann Sebastian Bach http://bit.ly/pk3zjz.

PARTY like MARIE ANTOINETTE with a KIR IMPERIAL Champagne Cocktail!

Michelle — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 01:35:58 +0000

Dear Courtier, Her Highness cordially invites you to delight in a decadent Kir Imperial Champagne Cocktail (Chambord & Champagne) and have a ball! If you can’t afford such a lavish libation, there’s a Kir Royale recipe (Crème de Cassis & Champagne / Sparkling Wine) suitable for you bourgeoisie and a Kir recipe (Crème de Cassis & White Wine) for Her Majesty’s most thirsty subjects.

Music: Harpsichord Concerto No.2 in E major, BWV 1053, Johann Sebastian Bach http://bit.ly/pk3zjz.

VOTE for NAUGHTY TIPPLES YouTube NextUp Semifinalist Entry!

admin — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 22:02:45 +0000

I’m pleased to announce this important update! My YouTube NextUp Entry has been selected as a Semifinalist. Your VOTE can HELP NAUGHTY TIPPLES takeover the WORLD! (mu-ah-ah-ah-ah). So BE a SWEETHEART and CAST your THUMBS UP VOTE HERE! http://bit.ly/vote4chelle. You can VOTE ONCE a DAY through April 8th, 2011. Thanks in advance for your support!

NAUGHTY TIPPLES are SEXY, FRISKY and FUN-SPIRITED!

admin — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 22:08:49 +0000

Important Update! This YouTube NextUp Entry has been selected as a Semifinalist. Be a sweetheart and CAST your THUMBS UP VOTE for Michelle Here! http://bit.ly/vote4chelle . You can VOTE ONCE a DAY through April 8th, 2011.

Naughty Tipples is an interactive and episodic web series that serves up both fun and easy do-it-yourself drinks and dishes along with a side of saucy skits and frisky facts. Host and creator, Michelle Coudon gives online lessons on how-to make tailgating tipples, crazy shooters, kid-friendly mocktails, beverages with benefits, sexy and sophisticated cocktails, baked treats and more.

Have a BLAST this ST. Patrick’s Day with a CAR BOMB BEER COCKTAIL!

admin — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:38:43 +0000

Get wrecked this St. Patty’s Day with a politically incorrect Irish Car Bomb Cocktail. It’s dynamite! This explosive beer cocktail recipe calls for Guinness Extra Stout (Draught will suffice), Jameson Irish Whiskey and Baileys Irish Cream. Here’s a Naughty Tip: Once you’ve detonated your “bomb” this drink is meant to be chugged a.s.a.p. The longer you wait the more likely you’ll avert your mission.

Don’t forget to subscribe for the next episode: Car Bomb Cocktail Cupcakes!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow her Naughty Tweets for more Naughty Tipples. To order a fun-spirited drink, or to suggest a beverage with benefits tweet @michelleCtv.

Music by TexasRadioFish “Hard Headed Woman”, Moetrain “Hey Baby”, Duck “Music Improvement” (Celtic Mix), Loveshadow “Where I Fit In” & “We R 1″ & FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” all via http://www.ccmixter.org.

DO a BEADED BROAD on BOURBON STREET for FAT TUESDAY!

admin — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 22:07:09 +0000

It’s Fat Tuesday y’all, so grab your cocktail shaker and laissez les bons temps rouler (let the good times roll)! In this episode you’ll learn how-to make the Mardi Gras novelty cocktail (soooo aptly named) a Beaded Broad on Bourbon Steet. Not only does this tempting tipple pay homage to the city of New Orleans (and its very lenient drinking laws), it’s also a refreshingly promiscuous twist of a proper Beaded Lady. This recipe calls for light rum, Southern Comfort, triple sec, pineapple juice, club soda and fresh mango & pineapple.

Related Tipple: Big Easy Cocktail

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow her Naughty Tweets for more Naughty Tipples. To order a fun-spirited drink, or to suggest a beverage with benefits tweet @michelleCtv.

Music by TexasRadioFish “Hard Headed Woman”, Moetrain “Hey Baby” & “La Bamba”, Alex Beroza “Voodoo Queen”, Loveshadow “Where I Fit In” & “We R 1″ & FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix”all via http://www.ccmixter.org.

DO a BIG EASY COCKTAIL for MARDI GRAS!

admin — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 04:11:17 +0000

It’s Mardi Gras y’all, so grab your cocktail shaker and laissez les bons temps rouler (let the good times roll)! In this episode you’ll learn how-to make a Big Easy Cocktail. Not only does this tempting tipple pay homage to the city of New Orleans nickname, it’s also a BIG and EASY libation to make. This version of the recipe calls for Southern Comfort, Chambord or raspberry liqueur, fresh lime juice, lemon-lime soda and/or 7UP.

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow her Naughty Tweets for more Naughty Tipples. To order a fun-spirited drink, or to suggest a beverage with benefits tweet @michelleCtv.

Music by TexasRadioFish “Hard Headed Woman”, Moetrain “La Bamba”, Loveshadow “Where I Fit In” & “We R 1″ & FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix”all via http://www.ccmixter.org.

SCORE with a SHANDY (a.k.a. Panaché) BEER COCKTAIL!

admin — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 05:51:02 +0000

If you’re game, take a timeout and learn how to make a Shandy (a.k.a. Panaché) Beer Cocktail!
It’s easy to make and certain to score you a touchdown! Essentially, a Shandy is equal parts beer (pale lager or pale ale) and mixer. In this video tutorial, Naughty Referee will teach you how to make a Shandy with the following mixers: ginger ale, ginger beer, lemon flavored soda and/or sparkling lemonade.

Kick off your next party with THIS SUPER SPICY Michelada Cubana Beer Cocktail!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow her Naughty Tweets for more Naughty Tipples. To order a fun-spirited drink, or to suggest a beverage with benefits tweet@michelleCtv.

Music by Moetrain “Hey Baby” and “La Bamba”, DJ Guido “Dirty Weekend (Stump the Bass Mix)”, Loveshadow “We R 1″ and FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” and Pitx “It Wasn’t Me via http://www.ccmixter.org.

SNOOKI’S NAUGHTY PICKLE MARTINI! A New Cocktail for Jersey Shore Season 3!

Michelle — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 00:10:42 +0000

Jersey Shore starlet Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi certainly has a thing for pickles. In this episode, we’ll shake up a temptingly tart(e) tipple that you’re shore to relish - a Naughty Pickle Martini (vodka, dry vermouth, pickle juice/brine, gherkin or dill garnish). This sweet ‘n sauer, cornichon cocktail is so ****ing easy to make you won’t even break an acrylic nail over it. Get filthy!!!

If guidos and gherkins have wet your palette, you’ll also wanna peep this Ron Ron Juice video. Enjoy this B&T beverage for the thirsty gorilla juicehead in ya!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow her Naughty Tweets for more Naughty Tipples. To order a fun-spirited drink, or to suggest a beverage with benefits tweet @michelleCtv.

Music by DJ Guido “Dirty Weekend (Stump the Bass Mix)”, “The Pharmacy in My Head” and “Deflated”, Loveshadow “We R 1″ and FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” via http://www.ccmixter.org.

New Year’s Sugar and Spice and Booze Shaken Over Ice! How to Make Spiced EggSCHnog!

Michelle — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 02:31:39 +0000

Even if you made Santa’s naughty list this Noel, you’re still in for a festive treat. This frosty and frothy tipple is both naughty AND nice and a delight yule love. This New Year’s weekend, we’ll whip up a lush libation that’s that’s LOADED with sugar and spice and booze shaken over ice. Get ready to make some Spiced EggSCHnog (with spiced rum, butterscotch schnapps and eggnog) for a rockin’ 2011!

For another delicious Yuletide tipple, check out this winter cocktail that’ll put you in high “Ho! Ho! Ho!” holiday spirits. Learn how to make some hot Candy Cane Cocoa!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow her Naughty Tweets for more Naughty Tipples. To order a fun-spirited drink, or to suggest a beverage with benefits tweet @michelleCtv.

Music by Jbrock44 “Jingle Bells (Hot Chocolate & Rum Mix)”, Pitx “It Wasn’t Me”, Loveshadow “We R 1″ and FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” all via http://www.ccmixter.org.

*** NOTE: This is the “Non-Explicit” Version for YOUTUBE. However, the original was NEVER “Explicit”! A YouTube Editor featured it as the #1 Spotlight Video in Education on 1/4/2011, which subsequently led to its flagged demise. Despite that, Youtube’s Review Team informed me they would NOT unflag it. So, now you have two fun-filled versions. Cheers! Here’s the “Explicit” Version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW1P63VnvqI Kind of ironic for anyone who’s ever watched a Britney Spears or Lady Gaga “non-explicit” video on YouTube… lol

HO! HO! HO! How to Make HOT CANDY CANE COCOA!

Michelle — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 04:11:21 +0000

Even if you made Santa’s naughty list this Noel, you’re still in for a festive treat. This warm, winter tipple is both naughty AND nice and a delight yule love! In this episode, we’ll whip up a lush libation that’s dark, sweet, chocolaty, minty, steamy ‘n creamy. It’s sure to put you in high “HO! HO! HO!” holiday spirits. So grab yourself a big mug and get ready to make some Hot Candy Cane Cocoa!

Not only is this boozy cocoa recipe a perfect yuletide beverage, it’s also the best way to celebrate National Candy Cane Day (which is December 26th in the United States)!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow her Naughty Tweets for more Naughty Tipples. To order a fun-spirited drink, or to suggest a beverage with benefits tweet @michelleCtv.

Music by Jbrock44 “Jingle Bells (Hot Chocolate & Rum Mix)”, Pitx “It Wasn’t Me”, Loveshadow “We R 1″ and FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” all via http://www.ccmixter.org.

How to Make a Jersey Shore Ron Ron Juice Cocktail!

admin — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 03:43:04 +0000

Get ready to break out your glow sticks and pump up your tipple situation! In this episode, learn how to make Jersey Shore’s Ron Ron Juice for a guaranteed filthy night. After a long afternoon of GTL, treat yourself and your Juicehead friends to this Bridge and Tunnel beverage. Don’t stress – you won’t break an acrylic nail while making this lushious drink . Ronnie’s signature libation is easier than all the JS castmates combined. Made with semi-fresh ingredients like juicy watermelon, maraschino cherries, blueberries, vodka (or light rum) and cranberry juice you won’t worry about it turning you into a hippopotamus or other zoo creature.

How to Make an ECLIPSE Cocktail!

admin — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 18:32:04 +0000

In this episode, you’ll learn how to make to make an Eclipse cocktail. This drink recipe is for the those who like to take it nice and berry sloe. And don’t be fooled; this tipple isn’t as obscure as its name. With ingredients like gin, sloe gin liqueur, fresh lemon juice, grenadine syrup and a juicy cherry garnish, earth’s gravitational pull will become seemingly non-existent. Several swigs of this crimson cocktail will launch imbibers clear into orbit!

Note: This celestial libation isn’t limited to space geeks and Twilight Saga Eclipse freaks. All of legal drinking age are welcome to taste, sip, suck and slurp this naughty gin tipple! If this Eclipse put you into high spirits, you want to miss how-to make a New Moon and a Bitten. And for those of you who prefer to get down and dirty, then click here to watch the World’s Most Crude Cocktail – a BP Oil Spill!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow her Naughty Tweets for more Naughty Tipples. To order a drink or to suggest a beverage with benefits just tweet @michelleCtv.

Music by Falik “The Falik Show” & “Inner Child”, Dabra “Madrugada” (Daniel_s_remix), Loveshadow “We R 1″, FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” (featuring Silvia O. Silky Jazz Mix) via http://www.falik.org & http://www.ccmixter.org. Photo Credits: Fred Espenak / NASA / NSSDC.

How to Make a FLIRTINI Cocktail!

admin — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:07:25 +0000

In this episode you’ll learn how to make to make a bubbly Flirtini cocktail. Like a naughty flirt, this sweet concoction is sure to tease that special someone into wanting MORE! Since your and your frisky lil’ friend will be thirsting for a Flirtini, it’s a good thing that this Sex and the City cocktail recipe calls for just three main ingredients; vodka, pineapple juice and champagne or sparkling wine.

It’s believed that pineapple juice has the ability to sweeten a man’s love life. However, this is most likely a sexual urban legend – just Google “pineapple juice myth” to find out more. What is certain, is that pineapples are an excellent source of Vitamins C & B6 as well as the mineral manganese. Pineapple also contains a nifty enzyme called bromelain. Bromelain is said to be a natural anti-inflammatory, pain reducer and digestive aid. So, if you happen to have too much curry on your next hot date, cracking open a can of pineapple juice may be just what the (love) doctor ordered. Ah, gotta love beverages with benefits!

Sophisticates who “Love The City Life” won’t want to miss watching how to make a Cosmopolitan.

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here or join Michelle on Facebook or follow @michelleCtv on Twitter for more upcoming videos on the BEST hangover cures and of course Naughty Tipples.

Music by Loveshadow “We R 1″ , FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” (featuring Silvia O. Silky Jazz Mix) via http://www.ccmixter.org .

SEX and the CITY 2 COCKTAILS! How to Make a COSMOPOLITAN!

admin — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 19:26:04 +0000

In this episode you’ll learn how-to make to make a sexy Cosmopolitan cocktail that’s so delicious it’ll even knock off Carrie Bradshaw’s panties…well, if she’s wearing any! Like the ladies of Sex and the City, a Cosmo is perfect for those who Love The City Life (Lemon-flavored vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice and Lime Juice).

For you imbibers that like your Cosmo on the sweet side, you’ll also learn how to make a Skinny Cosmopolitan. After all, stylish ladies (or some dudes) won’t be able to fit into their Choos or Manolos after drinking too many calories! And for the fellows who might stumble across this how-to, you’ll learn how a Cosmopolitan cocktail can make you a chick magnet. Gotta love beverages with benefits!

You’ll also learn that sipping Cosmopolitans may better your sexual health. Cranberry juice is excellent at both treating and preventing a lower urinary tract infection. And a busy city gal looking for love can’t be inconvenienced with a nasty UTI. So, drink to your health! Bottoms up, baby!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here or join Michelle on Facebook or follow @michelleCtv on Twitter for more upcoming videos on the BEST hangover cures and of course Naughty Tipples.

Music by Loveshadow “We R 1″ , FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” (featuring Silvia O. Silky Jazz Mix) via http://www.ccmixter.org .

NAUGHTY BUNNY’S CARROT CAKE SHOOTER!

admin — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:03:24 +0000

Ms. Tipsy Cottontail is at it again! Last episode, you learned how to make a Naughty Bunny cocktail. Now watch Tipsy shake up another naughty drink that tastes as easy as it is to make…like a “piece of cake”! She’ll teach you how-to make a Carrot Cake Shooter with Baileys Irish Cream, butterscotch schnapps and cinnamon schnapps (or Goldschläger). This libation is sure to make somebunny very hoppy!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here or join Michelle on Facebook or follow @michelleCtv on Twitter for more upcoming videos on the BEST hangover cures and of course Naughty Tipples.

Music by Yellowjacket “Poppin’ in da Club”, djlang59 “Spank that Booty” (Dark Room Lap Dance Remix), FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” (featuring Silvia O. Silky Jazz Mix) via www.ccmixter.org.

NAUGHTY BUNNY

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:22:35 +0000

Got a lame Easter basket full of hard boiled eggs instead of decadent chocolate, booze and other libatious goodies? Then let Ms. Tipsy Cottontail teach you how to make your very own Naughty Bunny cocktail! A Naughty Bunny combines the best of Easter candy into one surprisingly delicious drink. So, if vanilla vodka, triple sec, carrot strawberry juice, Hershey’s chocolate and marshmallow Peeps were M.I.A in your basket, get your shaker hoppin’ and drink this bunny bottoms up!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here or join Michelle on Facebook or follow @michelleCtv on Twitter for more upcoming videos on the BEST hangover cures and of course Naughty Tipples.

Music by Yellowjacket “Poppin’ in da Club”, djlang59 “Spank that Booty” (Dark Room Lap Dance Remix), FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” (featuring Silvia O. Silky Jazz Mix) via www.ccmixter.org.

EASY DRINKS to GET YOU LUCKY! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:05:56 +0000

Learn how to make these super easy & non-green (green beer = really green puke) St. Patrick’s Day mixed drinks! Hopefully, these Naughty Tipples will bring you a bit o’ luck; coffee with Baileys Irish cream, Baby Guinness shooter and a traditional Black Velvet (Guinness beer and champagne cocktail – not cider!).

After tonight’s pub hopping, you’ll need a few quick hangover cures to help you crawl out of bed in the morning. Since these delicious drinks will bring you “luck”, some Sex, Bacon and a Bloody Mary cocktail might be the right combo to start off your workday!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here or join Michelle on Facebook or follow @michelleCtv on Twitter for more upcoming videos on hangover cures and of course Naughty Tipples.

Music by FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol” Remix, kcentric “Desaprendere (featuring Silvia O. – Silky Jazz Mix) and Duck “Music Improvement” (Celtic flute mix) via ccmixter.org .

Surprise Your Sweetheart with Chocolate Dipped Strawberries for Valentine’s Day!

Michelle — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 01:45:15 +0000

If you’re in need of a last minute idea for Valentine’s Day, you’ll want to impress your sweetie with this decadent treat! Watch this video to learn how to make chocolate dipped strawberries with Belgian chocolate and Godiva chocolate liqueur. Have a “naughty” Valentine’s Day!

You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here or join Michelle on Facebook for more upcoming episodes of Naughty Tipples.

Music by FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol” Remix, Loveshadow “Sweetest Sin” and kcentric “Desaprendere (featuring Silvia O. – Silky Jazz Mix) via ccmixter.org .

NEW MOON

admin — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:34:30 +0000

The much anticipated New Moon movie (the second installment of the Twilight saga) opened in theaters yesterday. Celebrate the movie’s release with a “glow in the dark” tipple aptly named NEW MOON. However, be sure to drink with care as one too many of this concoction may send you over the moon and release your devil inside. Muah-ha-ha-ha!

Vampire lovers will be smitten with our upcoming naughty (yet nice) tipple, BITTEN. It’s a non-alcoholic cocktail that both kiddies and grown-up kiddies alike will love to drain dry!

P.S. For those of you who journey to the far side of the moon with this cocktail, here’s some tried and true hangover cures to help bring you painlessly back down to earth. Happy drinking!

Music: “Noite de Carnivale” and “Rainha do Solvia” via CCmixter.org

Brazilian SEXiness – Caipirissima, Caipirinha, Caipiroska, Caipivodka

admin — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:18:56 +0000

There’s nothing like perking up workweek doldrums than with a sexy tropical libation. This cocktail comes by way of the beautiful country of Brazil. It’ll have you lusting for that Girl from Ipanema frolicking on the beach with Gisele Bündchen in itsy bitsy Brazilian bikinis. So what drink could sum up all this Brazilian sexiness in a glass? Just Brazil’s national drink – the Caipirinha and her sexy little sis, Caipirissima.

This how-to is dedicated to the Caipirissima which is made with light rum rather than the Brazilian spirit Cachaça (which is used in a Caipirinha). Like the Cuban Mojito (watch how to make a Mojito), this is also a muddled drink. I go over the semantics in the video – guess you’ll just have to watch to learn more. Saude and drink responsibly!

P.S. For those of you who enjoy a lush life, remember the Caipirinha / Caipirissima isn’t just lime and sugar juice and downing too much may cause your motor skills to crash. If your lack of sobriety should result in a drunken stooper here’s a link to a few “tried and true” idiot friendly hangover cures. The bacon one is THE best!

How to Make a SEXY MOJITO!

Michelle — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:53:52 +0000

Another Saturday and another seriously sexy libation: the Mojito. Guess what? It’s so easy to make that it’s certain to wow that “special someone”. Even Napoleon Dynamite will be jealous of your super domesticated-like skills. And ya know the best part? It’ll take you about five minutes to prepare and the ingredients won’t cost mucho dinero. This refreshing tropical drink comes from Cuba and has been a hit seen the 16th century. After all, it’s a sexy gentleman’s drink that both James Bond and Ernest Hemingway favored! So, now it’s time for you to get in the kitchen, bathtub, your car, under your office desk or wherever it is you get on your down and dirty drink mojo. Salud and drink responsibly!

P.S. For those of you who enjoy a lush life, remember Mojitos aren’t just mint, lime and sugar juice and downing too much may cause your motor skills to crash. If your lack of sobriety should result in a drunken stooper here’s a link to a few “tried and true” idiot friendly hangover cures. The bacon one is THE best! For those of you who prefer your beverages sans alcohol, the Mojito makes for a delicious virgin cocktail too!

Sexy Strawberry Watermelon Sangria That’s Sure to Make Her Blush

Michelle — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:06:07 +0000

Last week on a whim, I tried something new. I created a how-to video for an easy-to-make and delicious summer refreshment: Watermelon Lemonade. To my surprise, many of you dear viewers/readers (by the way, thank you for watching!) expressed that you’d like another chilled libation for this weekend.

Just in time to kick off your Saturday is a seriously sexy Strawberry Sangria that’s sure to get you laid. Ok, that’s pushing it. However, it’s certain to wow that “special someone”. Even Napoleon Dynamite will be jealous of your super domesticated-like skills. And ya know the best part? It’ll take you about five minutes to prepare and doesn’t cost mucho dinero. Even better, now you know what to do with that half-bottle of blush wine that was sorta going funky in the fridge. So, it’s time for you to get in the kitchen, bathtub, your car, under your office desk or wherever it is you get on your down and dirty drink mojo. Salud and drink responsibly!

P.S. For those of you who enjoy a lush life, remember Sangria isn’t fruit punch and too much may cause your motor skills to crash. If your lack of sobriety should result in a drunken stooper here’s a link to a few “tried and true” idiot friendly hangover cures. The bacon one is THE best!