Ok, so maybe he wasn't killed YET (wishful thinking for many) or eaten by Satan (we hear the Big D is kosher but Bernie is pure PORK!). But hey, look at the bright side! Now all the angry, swindled Jews know where he lives! Quick Ira, stone him with that six-month-old matzah!
Music: "Sick as a Dog (BS remix)" by shewbox
"Another Land" by dr. Gore2000